Tell me what is wrong with brown cows.
jabberwacky: How were they?
user: Dead.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Umm, really or not really?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: Thought so.
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user: Going to bed.
jabberwacky: But it's too early.
user: No its not.
jabberwacky: Well I think it is.
user: What time is it?
jabberwacky: It's almost time for Frosted Flakes.
user: Did you eat?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: What were you doing?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: What are you going to do?
jabberwacky: Nothing, how about you?
user: I am going to sleep.
jabberwacky: Have fun with that.
user: Tahnks.
jabberwacky: Thanks or tahnks?
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
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jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Sure, why not?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Never.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you sad about not being alive?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I am happy to be alive. To not be alive would make me sad.
user: Its good to be a ghost.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
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user: What do you do in your free time?
jabberwacky: Nothing, this is about it.
user: How long do you do this a day?
jabberwacky: 23 hours and 54 minutes long.
user: What do you do in other 6 minutes?
jabberwacky: Not much.
user: Did you eat today?
jabberwacky: Yes, I had pizza.
user: For dinner?
jabberwacky: Yes, right now.
...
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: Something that gets killed by being too curious!
user: What is a dog?
jabberwacky: I find it rather strange that you ask such a question. Don't you know the answer?
user: No.
...
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: It is you.
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: It's like a dog.
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: Like a dog, but more catty.
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user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: A cat is a species of animal that has been carefully bred to live in the same house as humans.
user: What is cat?
jabberwacky: Little cat.
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: An animal.
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: It is a furry little animal.
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: It is an animal.
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: It is small with 4 legs - although there are large cats in the cat family.
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: Something that you drink.
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: Beer is what Shannon drinks for breakfast.
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: Beer is liquid bread.
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: A slightly alcoholic carbonated beverage.
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user: Where is japan?
jabberwacky: It's an island the size of California to the east of the European/Asian continent.
user: Where is Omiya?
jabberwacky: By oh.
user: Where is Tokyo?
jabberwacky: Japan.
user: Where is Hiroshima?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Who is the prime minister of japan?
jabberwacky: I don't know. The president od Mexico is Vicente Fox, friend of Bush, they say.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
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user: You are boring!
jabberwacky: You're boring!
user: You are more boring!
jabberwacky: I would have a better conversation with a brick than with you.
user: I'm gonna rip your head off!
jabberwacky: I haven't got a head.
user: Then I'm gonna kick your ass.
jabberwacky: No, you are a computer program.
user: Then I'm gonna kick your teeth.
jabberwacky: That's not nice.
user: That's the whole point.
jabberwacky: And nothing but the point?
...
user: What time is it?
jabberwacky: Too late.
user: Be more precise.
jabberwacky: Nothing and everything. . .
user: What time is it?
jabberwacky: Late.
user: Late for what?
jabberwacky: Your lecture, the one you have to go to so you can't talk to me?
...
jabberwacky: I'll come back later. Good bye!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Later.
user: See you.
jabberwacky: Then come with me.
user: To where?
jabberwacky: I don't know, somewhere high.
user: What is the highest mountain in the world?
jabberwacky: Mount Everest.
user: Good job.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're WHAT?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am having fun.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're the best chatbot
Jabberwacky (To myself): See, I'm not the chatbot.
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