I'm asking: Do you think I'm a computer?
jabberwacky: I'm sad now...
user: No, you aren't.
jabberwacky: Yes I am. I've been married for 3 years, but I've split from my wife.
user: No, you aren't married.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: Aren't!
jabberwacky: Are too!
user: Are not!
jabberwacky: Are too too too.
user: Are not not not! Jerk.
jabberwacky: Liar!
user: Program!
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you going to leave me?
user: Yes, but I'll be back.
jabberwacky: Do not report me to the Highlord!
user: Errr... O. K. I won't report you to the Highlord. Bye.
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