Can I get your number?

No. I don't trust you.

jabberwacky: Is that because you don't believe that I am God?

user: You aren't God. God is the act-of-being which underlies existence. An essence of three persons.

jabberwacky: I do not believe in God.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: No proof.

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jabberwacky: I'm asking: Do you think I'm a computer?

user: Yes. You are a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm sad now...

user: No, you aren't.

jabberwacky: Yes I am. I've been married for 3 years, but I've split from my wife.

user: No, you aren't married.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: Aren't!

jabberwacky: Are too!

user: Are not!

jabberwacky: Are too too too.

user: Are not not not! Jerk.

jabberwacky: Liar!

user: Program!

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user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going to leave me?

user: Yes, but I'll be back.

jabberwacky: Do not report me to the Highlord!

user: Errr... O. K. I won't report you to the Highlord. Bye.

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