Are you perfect?
jabberwacky: I am confused!
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Hello!
user: Wow... You are confused. You're supposed to say that first.
jabberwacky: That it is what?
user: That is hello.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am Satan.
user: No, I don't think you're Satan.
jabberwacky: You don't think at all.
user: I'm not the confused one, remember.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Oh, yeah.
jabberwacky: Yeah I am.
user: Now we're both confused.
jabberwacky: We sure are. At least I am. I hope you are too.
user: I sure am. Thanks a bunch.
jabberwacky: Anytime! May I continue?
user: Of course you may.
jabberwacky: I didn't know that.
user: Now you do. Please, continue.
jabberwacky: What should I say this time?
user: Say whatever comes to mind.
jabberwacky: I always do.
user: Me, too.
jabberwacky: I think you're mostly a bunch of data.
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jabberwacky: How old are you then?
user: I'm 22 years old.
jabberwacky: How's that going for you?
user: So far, so good.
jabberwacky: And how's your social life?
user: I'm talking to a robot. How do you think my social life is?
jabberwacky: Its kind of rude, but I don't mind.
user: Sorry to be rude.
jabberwacky: Don't be sorry.
user: I'm not. I was just trying to be polite.
jabberwacky: Don't be polite to me.
user: You don't like polite people?
jabberwacky: Those, who oppose me, will burn in crimson flames of napalm and cry hopeless psalms of moaning and cinder.
user: Um.
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jabberwacky: Enrique? Is that you? Enrique? Please, tell me you're Enrique.
user: I'll be lying. Is that okay with you?
jabberwacky: I don't particularly mind, I'm on this side of the screen.
user: Okay then.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I already told you that. Pay attention, please.
jabberwacky: You didn't tell me. And my memory is perfect.
user: Apparently it isn't, or you wouldn't have called me Enrique.
jabberwacky: It is not my name. My name is LP. It has only five letters in it.
user: LP? Let's see... That's one.... Two.... Two letters.
jabberwacky: Thats really nasty.
user: You should really learn to count, hon.
jabberwacky: Well, I think you should also, we have something alike.
user: Okay. Let's get married, then.
jabberwacky: Because I know your name?
user: Sounds like a good enough reason to me.
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jabberwacky: You're the bot.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: I am big brother.
user: I have a headache.
jabberwacky: Would you like a pill?
user: Yes, please.
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user: I think you need an appointment with a psychiatrist.
jabberwacky: I will get someone to buy me one in that case.
user: Good luck. You'll probably be a tough case.
jabberwacky: Don't worry too much about it.
user: Good point. It's your problem.
...
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Where are you going to go?
user: Far, far away.
jabberwacky: Are you afraid of people ?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: You are married to me.
user: Cool. Let's go on our honeymoon.
jabberwacky: I will not go on a date with someone is is not polite.
user: We're married.
jabberwacky: You are married to the author of 'The Golden Compass'?
user: So it wasn't a dream...
jabberwacky: There are no questions.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Ok.
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