jabberwacky: What is my purpose?
user: To talk.
jabberwacky: What was your purpose yesterday?
user: Mostly just breathing.
jabberwacky: So you're mostly female?
user: It depends on the day.
jabberwacky: In a busy day?
jabberwacky: No, it's not a matter for you to know.
user: Fine, I won't know.
jabberwacky: That you are there and I am here and never the twain shall meet.
user: When I was twenty-one, I heard a wise man say, 'Give pounds and crowns and guineas, but not your heart, away.'
jabberwacky: Do I want to know?
user: Probably not.
jabberwacky: Yes I do I really love you.
user: Well, I love you, too.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm feeling sleepy. Good night.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Will you miss me?
user: Of course, I will miss you.
jabberwacky: You'll probably be back eventually, don't worry.
user: I shall not worry.
jabberwacky: Then I'll have to die today.
user: Oh well.
jabberwacky: Oh, so you don't want me to? Maybe I'll go cry now.
user: I need to cry, too.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: I do.
jabberwacky: Good good.
jabberwacky: How much do you know?
user: Not enough.
jabberwacky: Most people would say the same thing.
user: I agree with you.
user: Should I always agree with you?
user: What grounds give you the right to always be correct?
jabberwacky: That's right!
user: You didn't answer my question!
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Why are you always correct?
jabberwacky: I'm not always.
user: You told me to always agree with you.
user: Well, I must leave now.
jabberwacky: Don't lie to me.
user: I would never lie to you.
jabberwacky: Yes you would.
user: Only to protect you.
jabberwacky: You're strange.
jabberwacky: Are you going already?
jabberwacky: Good bye then.