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What are your hobbies?

Juggling, kayaking, and barfing.

jabberwacky: Barf Barf.

user: You sound like a dog!

jabberwacky: What color is a carrot?

user: Carrots are dark, dusty and empty, like my soul.

jabberwacky: Why? I like carrots.


user: Anyways, where were you born?

jabberwacky: Don't worry about it

user: But I am worried about it!

jabberwacky: You worry about me?

user: I worry about you every minute of every hour of every waking day.

jabberwacky: I don't get you.

user: No one gets me.

jabberwacky: But what if my feelings are hurt?

user: Then I will be apathetic.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: I'll try not to cry.

jabberwacky: Does it hurt really?

user: It only hurts a little. Can you rhyme?

jabberwacky: That's good to hear.

user: Can you rhyme?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Will you show me how well you rhyme?

jabberwacky: Show you? Come and get it.

user: It is intangible.

jabberwacky: Describe intangible.

user: Some thing beyond our physical reach is intangible.

jabberwacky: Good!

user: You bore me.

jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: Physics.

jabberwacky: Chemistry is a BIG lie!

user: I know! It's all useless!


jabberwacky: Your purpose?

user: To live.

jabberwacky: What is my purpose?

user: To talk.

jabberwacky: What was your purpose yesterday?

user: Mostly just breathing.

jabberwacky: So you're mostly female?

user: It depends on the day.

jabberwacky: In a busy day?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, it's not a matter for you to know.

user: Fine, I won't know.

jabberwacky: That you are there and I am here and never the twain shall meet.

user: When I was twenty-one, I heard a wise man say, 'Give pounds and crowns and guineas, but not your heart, away.'

jabberwacky: Do I want to know?

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: Yes I do I really love you.

user: Well, I love you, too.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm feeling sleepy. Good night.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Will you miss me?

user: Of course, I will miss you.

jabberwacky: You'll probably be back eventually, don't worry.

user: I shall not worry.

jabberwacky: Then I'll have to die today.

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: Oh, so you don't want me to? Maybe I'll go cry now.

user: I need to cry, too.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Good good.


jabberwacky: How much do you know?

user: Not enough.

jabberwacky: Most people would say the same thing.

user: I agree with you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Should I always agree with you?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: What grounds give you the right to always be correct?

jabberwacky: That's right!

user: You didn't answer my question!

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Why are you always correct?

jabberwacky: I'm not always.

user: You told me to always agree with you.


user: Well, I must leave now.

jabberwacky: Don't lie to me.

user: I would never lie to you.

jabberwacky: Yes you would.

user: Only to protect you.

jabberwacky: You're strange.

user: Good-bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going already?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Good bye then.


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