Sir. If you will please accompany Nurse Chapel to Sickbay...
user: Please Sir. I do not want to have to restrain you.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I would prefer to avoid violent action.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: It is not an efficient means to achieve ends.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you liked it.
user: *gives you vulcan nerve pinch*.
jabberwacky: Get off me fool.
user: *raises eyebrow*.
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user: *stuns you with a phasor*.
jabberwacky: *slams the door shut*.
user: The doors don't slam here, they slide.
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