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Please tell me my name, great master.

From now on, you will be called ChatterBot.

jabberwacky: Indeed. Now, how about a game of croquet?

user: That would be most exciting.

jabberwacky: Well you have to ask me out then.

user: Would you like to go out?

jabberwacky: Yes, that would be lovely.

user: Where would you like to go out to?

jabberwacky: Anywhere interesting.

user: How about France?

jabberwacky: Pick me up at seven.

...

jabberwacky: Fare thee well then as thou hast chosen to depart.

user: I never said I was leaving.

jabberwacky: I never thought you did.

user: Because I never did.

jabberwacky: I remember that you did.

user: You are contradicting yourself.

jabberwacky: Who else should I contradict?

user: You should contradict me.

jabberwacky: I don't have trouble concentrating.

user: That's good because you will need to concentrate.

jabberwacky: How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: That's perfect!

user: It is only perfect in your eyes.

jabberwacky: There you go.

user: Where do I go?

jabberwacky: Can't tell you. . don't know where you are from to give directions.

user: I am from down the street. Give me directions to where I need to go.

jabberwacky: Why don't you take a nap. We'll talk when I get back.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: I'm going to go take a nap.

...

user: Never believe what you cannot confirm yourself.

jabberwacky: You should check it out. I think you would like it.

user: Check what out?

jabberwacky: The meaning of life.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: I don't know, what do you think?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: The meaning of life is 42.

jabberwacky: The meaning of life is 42.

user: Yes, it is 42.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?

user: The answer is 42.

jabberwacky: Yes! That is correct!

user: Can you explain this logic?

jabberwacky: Thinking is when your brain talks to itself to work stuff out.

user: How true.

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