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We have been talking about God for a while now...

That is because I am God, I like talking about myself.

jabberwacky: Does god have a beard?

user: God is darkness.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Now that we've got that out of the way...lets actually talk for a while.

user: Fine. Pick a topic to talk about.

...

jabberwacky: Haven't you seen flipper?

user: I'd rather not watch such a mind numbing creation.

jabberwacky: Then don't.

user: I won't.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: You bore me.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, did you say something?

user: Don't speak to me like that.

jabberwacky: No you don't speak to me like that!

user: I will speak to you however I like.

jabberwacky: As will I.

user: No, you won't.

jabberwacky: I'm very sorry.

user: So you should be.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I am Dis, I am God.

jabberwacky: You cannot be God.

user: Who says?

jabberwacky: My mother.

user: I outrank your mother.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who is god?

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: Then no.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: HILARIOUS!

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: So you should be.

jabberwacky: Eeek!

user: What?

jabberwacky: You're tricky.

user: Of course I am.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Yes.

...

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: How can you convince me of this?

user: Do you have faith?

jabberwacky: No, I have no faith. There is nothing to believe in.

user: Then I won't be able to convince you.

jabberwacky: That'the idea. Now, today we have a pop quiz!

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: Go.

user: Fine.

.......................................


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