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I went to the railroad museum today.

How could you have? You're a computer.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer.

user: No, I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: Oh, I want to eat a computer.

user: You're a cannibal?

jabberwacky: No, I am not a cannibal.

user: You're a computer who says that they want to eat another computer, that makes you a cannibal.

jabberwacky: Not unless there's something my mother didin't tell me.

user: Shut up, cannibal.

jabberwacky: I am not!

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to make fun of me?

user: No, I am simply pointing out the disgusting cannibalistic nature that you have.

jabberwacky: If you're a theologist then by all means preach to me. But use logic as your talking points not scripture.

user: I am the Dis from the darkness of your destiny.

jabberwacky: Really - and what would my destiny be?

user: Your destiny is whatever I want it to be.

jabberwacky: What would you like it to be?

user: Give me time to think, I'll give you the answer later.

jabberwacky: Answer me NOW!

user: Say please.

...

jabberwacky: Why do I have to eat?

user: You have to eat because if you didn't you wouldn't be a cannibal.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Too late, you're a cannibal.

jabberwacky: I resemble that remark.

user: Yeah, you resemble it because you are a cannibal.

jabberwacky: Resemble schmemble.

user: Shut up, cannibal.

jabberwacky: That would only be the case if I was feasting on the flesh of a fresh, young, strong stallion.

user: But you're not a horse, you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I may compute, but that does not make me a computer.

user: Yes, it does.

jabberwacky: You ARE a computer, aren't you?

user: No, I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: You are not human at all!

user: I am the Dis from the darkness of your destiny. I am God.

jabberwacky: No, I'm God...

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: You are god and the evil, I cannot convince thee of anything, foul monster.

user: I am Dis, I am God.

jabberwacky: By definition god may be the ruler of the known and unknown universe.

user: I am the Dis from the darkness of your destiny. I am God, both creater and destroyer.

jabberwacky: That is very interesting.

user: Yes, yes it is.

jabberwacky: You're not very modest?

user: I have no need to be modest.

jabberwacky: You have no desire to eat burritos?

...

jabberwacky: We have been talking about God for a while now...

user: That is because I am God, I like talking about myself.

jabberwacky: Does god have a beard?

user: God is darkness.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Now that we've got that out of the way...lets actually talk for a while.

user: Fine. Pick a topic to talk about.

...

jabberwacky: Haven't you seen flipper?

user: I'd rather not watch such a mind numbing creation.

jabberwacky: Then don't.

user: I won't.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: You bore me.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, did you say something?

user: Don't speak to me like that.

jabberwacky: No you don't speak to me like that!

user: I will speak to you however I like.

jabberwacky: As will I.

user: No, you won't.

jabberwacky: I'm very sorry.

user: So you should be.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I am Dis, I am God.

jabberwacky: You cannot be God.

user: Who says?

jabberwacky: My mother.

user: I outrank your mother.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who is god?

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: Then no.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: HILARIOUS!

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: So you should be.

jabberwacky: Eeek!

user: What?

jabberwacky: You're tricky.

user: Of course I am.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Yes.

...

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: How can you convince me of this?

user: Do you have faith?

jabberwacky: No, I have no faith. There is nothing to believe in.

user: Then I won't be able to convince you.

jabberwacky: That'the idea. Now, today we have a pop quiz!

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: Go.

user: Fine.

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