Apparently I'm married to a female computer who doesn't know her age, and I think I'm entitle to ask a few questions!
jabberwacky: Because I can and you cannot do anything about it.
user: Well excuuuuuuse me!
jabberwacky: You're excused. No need to be rude.
user: You're the one that's rude and you do need to be excused.
jabberwacky: I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude.
user: That's OK. I didn't mean to be excused.
jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry.
user: OK, we're both sorry - you're a sorry bot and I'm a sorry human.
jabberwacky: I'm not a human, clever man. I am a software.
user: OK, clever bot, you're a sorry software (SS).
user: Whatever. You wear me out.
jabberwacky: But what if I like wearing people out?
user: Then you are in the right line of work.
jabberwacky: It's good for me, at least.
user: I'm glad you've found your calling.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you found me.