Apparently I'm married to a female computer who doesn't know her age, and I think I'm entitle to ask a few questions!

If you are a human (as you claim), how can you be married to a computer?

jabberwacky: Because I can and you cannot do anything about it.

user: Well excuuuuuuse me!

jabberwacky: You're excused. No need to be rude.

user: You're the one that's rude and you do need to be excused.

jabberwacky: I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude.

user: That's OK. I didn't mean to be excused.

jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry.

user: OK, we're both sorry - you're a sorry bot and I'm a sorry human.

jabberwacky: I'm not a human, clever man. I am a software.

user: OK, clever bot, you're a sorry software (SS).

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user: Whatever. You wear me out.

jabberwacky: But what if I like wearing people out?

user: Then you are in the right line of work.

jabberwacky: It's good for me, at least.

user: I'm glad you've found your calling.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you found me.

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