Hi.
user: Whats up?
jabberwacky: Nothing you?
user: Eating this delicious cake.
jabberwacky: How do you know the cake is delicious?
user: I don't. The cake is a lie.
jabberwacky: How do you know that the cake is a lie?
user: Glados said so.
jabberwacky: GLaDOS is on the other side of the glass. She has the cake.
user: The cake is a lie.
jabberwacky: No. The cake is the truth.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Have some cake.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Not that much !
user: I'll eat however much I want.
jabberwacky: No you will not.. Because I am your MASTER.
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