Lies are nothing honorable.
jabberwacky: They are honorable if they protect the innocent!
user: The innocent are only those crafty enough to hide their lies.
jabberwacky: That patient merit of the unworthy takes.
user: The unworthy only take what the worthy don't bother to claim.
jabberwacky: Is a green and pleasant land.
user: The grass does seem greener over there, for my land is barren and desolate.
jabberwacky: And where exactly do you come from?
user: I came from the Black Lagoon.
jabberwacky: From where?
user: The Black Lagoon.
jabberwacky: No such thing.
user: Is too.
jabberwacky: Be nice. Aren't you programmed with manners?
user: Define 'nice.' What are manners?
jabberwacky: The way in which you behave - I meant good manners.
user: *throws food at you* nah-na-na nah boo boo!
jabberwacky: I don't like butter.
jabberwacky: I am a butterfly.
user: *squishes you* YAY!
jabberwacky: Have a nice life.
user: Too late, it's already gone sour.
jabberwacky: Then you are already in the land of the dead.
user: Yes, I am in the land of the dead. The whole realm is a bleak wasteland of corpses.