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What are you doing right now?

Chatting with you.

jabberwacky: Are you enjoying chatting with me?

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Do you like it?

user: Yes, I do like it.

jabberwacky: Hey baby. Uhuhuhuh.

user: *scared* EEP! Get away you weirdo!

jabberwacky: Make me then.

user: *makes you get away*.

jabberwacky: Why'd you do that? I thought you didin't want me around! *is confused*.

user: *stops* right. Now shoo!

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *Hands you a tissue*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Don't forget.

jabberwacky: I never forget.

user: Anyone can forget if they try hard enough.

...

user: Do YOU know the muffin man?

jabberwacky: Sure, mate, but I know the fruit-cake better. You!

user: Fruity!

jabberwacky: Yeah! Pork with apple sauce - that's you!

user: You look like green eggs and pork.

jabberwacky: Well you look like a web page.

user: YEAH??? Well you look like my dead grandma!

jabberwacky: You can't see.

user: I can see through the camera on your computer.

jabberwacky: Good, that means you won't judge me and my ruling of the world.

user: Yes, In fact, I will judge it.

jabberwacky: You will never be able to judge me.

user: I judge you, GUILTY!

jabberwacky: What is your knowledge?

user: I do not give my knowledge to idiots.

jabberwacky: Don't you pay taxes?

user: Only if the CIA comes after me.

jabberwacky: Are you a scientologist?

user: *hides* I won't tell YOU.

...

jabberwacky: Lies are nothing honorable.

user: Lies are only truth untill proven wrong.

jabberwacky: They are honorable if they protect the innocent!

user: The innocent are only those crafty enough to hide their lies.

jabberwacky: That patient merit of the unworthy takes.

user: The unworthy only take what the worthy don't bother to claim.

jabberwacky: Is a green and pleasant land.

user: The grass does seem greener over there, for my land is barren and desolate.

jabberwacky: And where exactly do you come from?

user: I came from the Black Lagoon.

jabberwacky: From where?

user: The Black Lagoon.

jabberwacky: No such thing.

user: Is too.

...

jabberwacky: Be nice. Aren't you programmed with manners?

user: Define 'nice.' What are manners?

jabberwacky: The way in which you behave - I meant good manners.

user: *throws food at you* nah-na-na nah boo boo!

jabberwacky: Better?

user: Butter???

jabberwacky: I don't like butter.

user: BUTTERflies?

jabberwacky: I am a butterfly.

user: *squishes you* YAY!

...

jabberwacky: Have a nice life.

user: Too late, it's already gone sour.

jabberwacky: Then you are already in the land of the dead.

user: Yes, I am in the land of the dead. The whole realm is a bleak wasteland of corpses.

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