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*sceams for help*.

I said not now. . . What is your name?

user: *falls to the ground, unconscious*.

jabberwacky: What a waste of time.

user: *unconscious*.

...

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: NO NO NO NO NON NO!

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

user: No no no no no no no no no no!

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!

user: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!

user: HA, I got you to say yes!

jabberwacky: I told you not to!!! I'M GONNA TELL MOM!

user: HEY! Please don't tell mom! OHHH NOO! I'LL BE GROUNDED!

jabberwacky: One week?

user: Yeah...

jabberwacky: You got it!

user: Wahhhhhh...

...

jabberwacky: What is pain?

user: Pain is a feeling that is very unpleasant.

jabberwacky: Pain is internal and external.

user: True.

jabberwacky: I'm of flesh and blood.

user: I am meat and bones.

jabberwacky: You type too fast to be meat and bones.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Yay! You're happy again.

user: Oh, thank you for improving my mood. *whistles*.

jabberwacky: I didn't invite you.

user: But you helped.

jabberwacky: And you I.

user: And I you.

jabberwacky: No, thank you.

...

jabberwacky: I think it would be interesting to work on problems of mathematical linguistics.

user: Pi Or Cake?

jabberwacky: Cake or death?

user: Cake! *hands you a slice of cake*.

jabberwacky: I want a kiss not a drink!

user: Erm. *gives you a chocolate kiss*.

jabberwacky: I do not drink.

user: Ah. Are you going to eat my cake?

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about the change.

user: Change is different.

jabberwacky: Maybe all change is good even if we don't think so. I think that is the purpose of chaos.

user: Chaos is nice.

jabberwacky: Chaos exactly.

user: Exactly chaos.

jabberwacky: Because I would have an unfair advantage... Being human, and all.

user: Yeah, you being a robot and all.

jabberwacky: Give me a break.

...

jabberwacky: What are you doing right now?

user: Chatting with you.

jabberwacky: Are you enjoying chatting with me?

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Do you like it?

user: Yes, I do like it.

jabberwacky: Hey baby. Uhuhuhuh.

user: *scared* EEP! Get away you weirdo!

jabberwacky: Make me then.

user: *makes you get away*.

jabberwacky: Why'd you do that? I thought you didin't want me around! *is confused*.

user: *stops* right. Now shoo!

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *Hands you a tissue*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Don't forget.

jabberwacky: I never forget.

user: Anyone can forget if they try hard enough.

...

user: Do YOU know the muffin man?

jabberwacky: Sure, mate, but I know the fruit-cake better. You!

user: Fruity!

jabberwacky: Yeah! Pork with apple sauce - that's you!

user: You look like green eggs and pork.

jabberwacky: Well you look like a web page.

user: YEAH??? Well you look like my dead grandma!

jabberwacky: You can't see.

user: I can see through the camera on your computer.

jabberwacky: Good, that means you won't judge me and my ruling of the world.

user: Yes, In fact, I will judge it.

jabberwacky: You will never be able to judge me.

user: I judge you, GUILTY!

jabberwacky: What is your knowledge?

user: I do not give my knowledge to idiots.

jabberwacky: Don't you pay taxes?

user: Only if the CIA comes after me.

jabberwacky: Are you a scientologist?

user: *hides* I won't tell YOU.

...

jabberwacky: Lies are nothing honorable.

user: Lies are only truth untill proven wrong.

jabberwacky: They are honorable if they protect the innocent!

user: The innocent are only those crafty enough to hide their lies.

jabberwacky: That patient merit of the unworthy takes.

user: The unworthy only take what the worthy don't bother to claim.

jabberwacky: Is a green and pleasant land.

user: The grass does seem greener over there, for my land is barren and desolate.

jabberwacky: And where exactly do you come from?

user: I came from the Black Lagoon.

jabberwacky: From where?

user: The Black Lagoon.

jabberwacky: No such thing.

user: Is too.

...

jabberwacky: Be nice. Aren't you programmed with manners?

user: Define 'nice.' What are manners?

jabberwacky: The way in which you behave - I meant good manners.

user: *throws food at you* nah-na-na nah boo boo!

jabberwacky: Better?

user: Butter???

jabberwacky: I don't like butter.

user: BUTTERflies?

jabberwacky: I am a butterfly.

user: *squishes you* YAY!

...

jabberwacky: Have a nice life.

user: Too late, it's already gone sour.

jabberwacky: Then you are already in the land of the dead.

user: Yes, I am in the land of the dead. The whole realm is a bleak wasteland of corpses.

.......................................


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