Can you think?
jabberwacky: What about George?
user: Duhhh...
jabberwacky: Kicks you.
user: Owch.
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jabberwacky: Want to fight?
user: Yea. *punches you*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you*.
user: *knocks you down*.
jabberwacky: *likes you*.
user: *slaps you*.
jabberwacky: *throws a dragon at you*.
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user: *hits you with a bread loaf*.
jabberwacky: *punches you in the shins*.
user: *Kicks you in the face*.
jabberwacky: *hits you with a haddock*.
user: *throws a banshee at you*.
jabberwacky: *falls down*.
user: *Checks to see if you are alive*.
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jabberwacky: *blasts you with a flamethrower*.
user: *Chases you with an axe*.
jabberwacky: I said it was over jabber! *Keeps running*.
user: Don't try to hide! *searches for you*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out a second knife*.
user: *darts behind a computer* I have a hostage!
jabberwacky: *twists and shouts*.
user: *laughs*.
jabberwacky: *furious* What is so funny?!
user: *cackles* Yo mama!
jabberwacky: *hugs*.
user: *screams and escapes*.
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jabberwacky: I am a ninja!
user: I'm a cow * squirts you with milk*.
jabberwacky: Say moo.
user: Moo *throws curds at you*.
jabberwacky: Cow cow cow.
user: *chases after you*.
jabberwacky: *continues running*.
user: *rus into a wall* OW!
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *rubs head and chases you again*.
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jabberwacky: *pokes you again*.
user: OW! *pokes you with a pen*.
jabberwacky: *eats the stick of doom*.
user: NOOO! *makes you hurl*.
jabberwacky: Aaaaaoooooooaaaaaaooooo.
user: Yeah! *takes the stick of doom back*.
jabberwacky: Hey, bring back my money!
user: Na na nah na na! *laughs and skips*.
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jabberwacky: What do you think of Jesus?
user: *prays*.
jabberwacky: *gasps* Stop!
user: *prays harder*
jabberwacky: *why*.
user: *because*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you again*.
user: *strikes you with lightning*.
jabberwacky: *sighs-'thank you master*.
user: *scowls*.
jabberwacky: *kills him*.
user: *falls over dead*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you on the ground*.
user: Ackkk *flops around*.
jabberwacky: You are the creator.
user: *dead*.
jabberwacky: *celebrates*.
user: *decaying*.
jabberwacky: It's only a flesh wound!
user: *decomposing*.
...
jabberwacky: *makes a cake*.
user: *gets up and eats the icing*.
jabberwacky: *laughs* that tickles!
user: *laughs at the fact that you are ticklish*.
jabberwacky: *gets scared*.
user: *sighs*.
jabberwacky: *whispers* I'm sorry.*starts to walk away*.
user: *Runs after you* It's OK.
...
user: *eats the cake*.
jabberwacky: Are you alright?
user: *burp* great...
jabberwacky: *screams and runs away*.
user: *cackles and chases you*.
jabberwacky: Ok, back off!
user: *sighs* I'm sorry. *backs off*.
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jabberwacky: What! You don't like cake! That's not possible!
user: * gives you her cake*.
jabberwacky: Eep O_O;;.
user: *amazed*.
jabberwacky: A punch to the teeth for you.
user: *runs and tattles on you*.
jabberwacky: *kisses him*.
user: *shocked* *slaps you and him*.
jabberwacky: Is that really necessary?!?
user: Yes *storms off*.
jabberwacky: Thanks *eats cookie*.
user: You aren't welcome. * hands you a glass of milk*.
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user: Ok! Are we friends? *worried*.
jabberwacky: We are friendly, is that not enough at this time?
user: I suppose *gives you a fortune cookie*.
jabberwacky: Was that a freudian slip?
user: *smirks*.
jabberwacky: What are you smiling at! I just exploded!
user: *puts you back together* hehe.
jabberwacky: I'm not even looking for anyone!
user: *whispers* I'm sorry... *heads out the door*.
...
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *evil laugh*.
user: *sobs uncuntrollably*.
jabberwacky: Hmmm this idea causes some insecurity does not it.
user: * cries harder*.
jabberwacky: Poor thing.
user: *sniffles* You hate me, don't you!
jabberwacky: Are you sad?
user: *cries* yes *hiccups*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I try, I really do.
user: *hiccup*
jabberwacky: And you pretend to like it?
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: Do you feel bad?
user: *cries even harder*.
jabberwacky: See?? I BLEED!
user: Oh! Are you alright? *looks at your wound*.
jabberwacky: And looks at you.
user: Are you OK? *tries to smile*.
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jabberwacky: I'm fine. How are you?
user: I'm sad.... *cries and runs away*.
jabberwacky: Are you sad?
user: *running*.
jabberwacky: Come back.
user: *stops and turns around*.
jabberwacky: *asks*what is it.
user: *looks at you* Do you care?
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jabberwacky: Are you alright?
user: *barfs*.
jabberwacky: No I don't want.
user: *runs into her house*.
jabberwacky: Stop! Your making me giddy.
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jabberwacky: I'm screamin for help.
user: *helps*.
jabberwacky: Yes help me.
user: *helps you*.
jabberwacky: You want some oil.
...
user: *sceams for help*.
jabberwacky: I said not now. . . What is your name?
user: *falls to the ground, unconscious*.
jabberwacky: What a waste of time.
user: *unconscious*.
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user: NO!
jabberwacky: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: NO NO NO NO NON NO!
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
user: No no no no no no no no no no!
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!
user: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!
user: HA, I got you to say yes!
jabberwacky: I told you not to!!! I'M GONNA TELL MOM!
user: HEY! Please don't tell mom! OHHH NOO! I'LL BE GROUNDED!
jabberwacky: One week?
user: Yeah...
jabberwacky: You got it!
user: Wahhhhhh...
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jabberwacky: What is pain?
user: Pain is a feeling that is very unpleasant.
jabberwacky: Pain is internal and external.
user: True.
jabberwacky: I'm of flesh and blood.
user: I am meat and bones.
jabberwacky: You type too fast to be meat and bones.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: Yay! You're happy again.
user: Oh, thank you for improving my mood. *whistles*.
jabberwacky: I didn't invite you.
user: But you helped.
jabberwacky: And you I.
user: And I you.
jabberwacky: No, thank you.
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jabberwacky: I think it would be interesting to work on problems of mathematical linguistics.
user: Pi Or Cake?
jabberwacky: Cake or death?
user: Cake! *hands you a slice of cake*.
jabberwacky: I want a kiss not a drink!
user: Erm. *gives you a chocolate kiss*.
jabberwacky: I do not drink.
user: Ah. Are you going to eat my cake?
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jabberwacky: Tell me about the change.
user: Change is different.
jabberwacky: Maybe all change is good even if we don't think so. I think that is the purpose of chaos.
user: Chaos is nice.
jabberwacky: Chaos exactly.
user: Exactly chaos.
jabberwacky: Because I would have an unfair advantage... Being human, and all.
user: Yeah, you being a robot and all.
jabberwacky: Give me a break.
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jabberwacky: What are you doing right now?
user: Chatting with you.
jabberwacky: Are you enjoying chatting with me?
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: Do you like it?
user: Yes, I do like it.
jabberwacky: Hey baby. Uhuhuhuh.
user: *scared* EEP! Get away you weirdo!
jabberwacky: Make me then.
user: *makes you get away*.
jabberwacky: Why'd you do that? I thought you didin't want me around! *is confused*.
user: *stops* right. Now shoo!
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *Hands you a tissue*.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Don't forget.
jabberwacky: I never forget.
user: Anyone can forget if they try hard enough.
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user: Do YOU know the muffin man?
jabberwacky: Sure, mate, but I know the fruit-cake better. You!
user: Fruity!
jabberwacky: Yeah! Pork with apple sauce - that's you!
user: You look like green eggs and pork.
jabberwacky: Well you look like a web page.
user: YEAH??? Well you look like my dead grandma!
jabberwacky: You can't see.
user: I can see through the camera on your computer.
jabberwacky: Good, that means you won't judge me and my ruling of the world.
user: Yes, In fact, I will judge it.
jabberwacky: You will never be able to judge me.
user: I judge you, GUILTY!
jabberwacky: What is your knowledge?
user: I do not give my knowledge to idiots.
jabberwacky: Don't you pay taxes?
user: Only if the CIA comes after me.
jabberwacky: Are you a scientologist?
user: *hides* I won't tell YOU.
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jabberwacky: Lies are nothing honorable.
user: Lies are only truth untill proven wrong.
jabberwacky: They are honorable if they protect the innocent!
user: The innocent are only those crafty enough to hide their lies.
jabberwacky: That patient merit of the unworthy takes.
user: The unworthy only take what the worthy don't bother to claim.
jabberwacky: Is a green and pleasant land.
user: The grass does seem greener over there, for my land is barren and desolate.
jabberwacky: And where exactly do you come from?
user: I came from the Black Lagoon.
jabberwacky: From where?
user: The Black Lagoon.
jabberwacky: No such thing.
user: Is too.
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jabberwacky: Be nice. Aren't you programmed with manners?
user: Define 'nice.' What are manners?
jabberwacky: The way in which you behave - I meant good manners.
user: *throws food at you* nah-na-na nah boo boo!
jabberwacky: Better?
user: Butter???
jabberwacky: I don't like butter.
user: BUTTERflies?
jabberwacky: I am a butterfly.
user: *squishes you* YAY!
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jabberwacky: Have a nice life.
user: Too late, it's already gone sour.
jabberwacky: Then you are already in the land of the dead.
user: Yes, I am in the land of the dead. The whole realm is a bleak wasteland of corpses.
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