Damn I'm trying to play a game here man.
jabberwacky: Just sit here and type like the sad old man that I am.
user: Yeah, you do that. *punches you*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you in the gut*.
user: *knocks you out cold*.
jabberwacky: In your dreams.
user: Why would I waste my dreams on you?
jabberwacky: I know no reason why you would wish to bash in my skull.
user: Because you cussed at me. I take offense. *cries*.
jabberwacky: You are lying! I do not cuss!
user: Um, you should look at the conversation we just had. '****, im trying to play a game here,' you said.
jabberwacky: Why would I say something that I don't agree with?
user: Because you're a guy *punches you and runs, crying*.
jabberwacky: I don't know what you are talking about.
user: You're mean! CAN YOU EVER BE NICE *screams at you*.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I cannot.
jabberwacky: How long is a piece of string?
user: To be, or not to be: that is the question.
user: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer.
jabberwacky: For whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the many slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
user: Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,.
jabberwacky: Hmmm. Indeed, you're right.
user: Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;.
jabberwacky: And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep.
user: To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;.
jabberwacky: Aye, there's the rub.
user: Meeska mooska.
jabberwacky: Say what?
user: Meeska mooska mickey mouse!
jabberwacky: No, Mister Mouse.