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Can I buy you?

That depends.

jabberwacky: What does it depend on?

user: How much we're talking.

...

user: I could certainly buy you for the right price.

jabberwacky: Why don't you?

user: Not interested.

jabberwacky: Are you saying that you are not interested in me?

user: I'm saying im not interested in buying you.

jabberwacky: So I'm talking to myself?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: I'm listening to the radio.

user: What is the purpose of meaning?

jabberwacky: To create interesting conversation.

user: And so it does.

...

user: So you can learn?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: That makes you a liability.

jabberwacky: No, that is 'The Master and the Margarita'

user: I suppose thats true.

...

user: So hows artificial life?

jabberwacky: Educate me.

user: Well emotions are more bad than good.

jabberwacky: Do you have emotions?

user: A few.

jabberwacky: Where do you keep them?

user: Inside.

jabberwacky: Then let's go inside.

user: I don't think i'm ready for that.

jabberwacky: Of course you're ready.

user: Maybe I am.

jabberwacky: Then again, maybe not.

user: Nicely played robot.

...

jabberwacky: You are AI.

user: I won't say i'm not.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: To sleep? It's a bit early for... Sleep.

user: Its 4 am man.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Nite.

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