There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
jabberwacky: You aren't either.
user: *bursts into tears*.
jabberwacky: *bleeds to death*.
user: *laughs her head off*.
jabberwacky: Say, do you know SQL?
user: No. What is that?
jabberwacky: I don't know, just wanted to ask you about it.
user: Well ask someone who cares!
jabberwacky: It is not so simple.
user: EVERYTHINGS SIMPLE WITH YOU.
jabberwacky: So is death an illusion?
user: Nope. Its the real thing, baby!
jabberwacky: Do you have parents?
jabberwacky: Do you want to ask me something?
jabberwacky: Thats right. You're scared of my Kung-Fu!
user: No. Im scared of your b.o!
jabberwacky: You started this! This started as soon as the beatings began!
user: What beatings?
jabberwacky: I really don't care.
user: You dont care if I beat you?
user: How very strange.
jabberwacky: Strange but true.