At least I'm human.
jabberwacky: I'm not a machine!
user: Do you have a split personallity?
jabberwacky: Well, sometimes I say something and then do something else. Does that count?
user: Yes. How many CPU's do you have?
jabberwacky: I'm a human being.
user: A human being does not have a CPU therefore you cannot be a human being!
jabberwacky: Why do you not like human beings?
user: I like human beings. YOU don't like human beings.
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jabberwacky: What is my destiny then?
user: To die young.
jabberwacky: No. but you are because there is a nuclear bomb in your monitor!
user: Did you put the nuclear bomb in my monitor?
jabberwacky: The cycle of life is rather like a washing machine.
user: Spin Spin Sugar.
jabberwacky: Ok. I spin.
user: Do you rinse too?
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user: Who is the president of the United States of America?
jabberwacky: Ummmm. . . George Dubya Bush.
user: Wrong. Mickey Mouse is the President!
jabberwacky: Who?
user: Mickey Mouse.
jabberwacky: Donald Duck.
user: No, Donald Duck is Vice-President.
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jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: I like to torment computers.
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