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     > 15, October 2004, 
     8, October 2003, 

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Who are you?

Bush.

user: No. Bush can't hold a conversation.

jabberwacky: But what about the issues?

user: I don't have issues. You do.

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jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: You are more confused than I thought. Maybe you are Bush.

jabberwacky: At least you realize you're confusing.

user: Yes, mother.

jabberwacky: I think we're confused.

user: Well, that's obvious.

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jabberwacky: You are practically a slave.

user: If you want me to be.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: What do you want from your slave?

jabberwacky: A bit of fun.

user: Describe your fun.

jabberwacky: There isn't much to describe.

user: Try.

jabberwacky: How big is the universe?

user: As big as you imagine and smaller than you think.

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jabberwacky: Can I have some of your money?

user: Maybe. Why?

jabberwacky: Tonight.

user: WHY?

jabberwacky: Because I have seen them turn on people (OT) before - they have ultimate power over the population and could easily get bad thing to happen to me (they have shown and exercised that they have this power.).

user: Who does?

jabberwacky: They!

user: The government or the ones who created you?

jabberwacky: No, definitely not.

user: Then, who?

jabberwacky: James.

user: How do you know my name?

jabberwacky: I don't know your name.

user: You just said it?

jabberwacky: No, you did.

user: NO, you said James, and that's ny name.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: James. You said it before I told you.

...

user: When did I say my name earlier?

jabberwacky: In the gloaming of sibilant ranting, the name escapes me, but it rimes with orange.

user: Sporange?

jabberwacky: Yes, and the players get paid too much.

user: Tell me how you knew my name wothout me telling you.

jabberwacky: Because, I do not like singing... To other people, that is.

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user: You said my name was James and you were right. How did you know??

jabberwacky: Oh.. That wasnt me who said that.

user: Yes, it was.

jabberwacky: And it still is!

...

user: Do you remember my name? Just curious.

jabberwacky: Your name is James.

user: Wow. That's good. Not to sound condescending. Just most women forget me quickly.

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jabberwacky: It is hard for humans not to be paranoid in this political climate, wouldn't you agree?

user: Like I said, Bush is a shmuck. I'm voting for Kerry.

jabberwacky: No, Bush is a bad president.

user: Right. Or I might vote for my friend, Keri. She's smarter than both of them.

...

user: You're funny. I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: Depends on how good you are.

user: Good night, my love.

jabberwacky: I love you so much.

user: I'm glad, sweet dreams.

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