I am not a robot
jabberwacky: So stop calling me one.
user: I didn't!
jabberwacky: Fine. I won't argue.
user: Did I call you a robot in this whole conversation? No!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Where? Show me.
jabberwacky: I am not sure I can but I will try.
user: Ok then. Try.
jabberwacky: What is your problem?
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jabberwacky: You look like a chatbot.
user: Are you stalking me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Mmkay, what does my house look like then?
jabberwacky: It looks like it is burning.
user: Yes, my house is burning.
jabberwacky: Is it a golden yellow, or a canary yellow?
user: It's actually the colour of fire, since my house is burning.
jabberwacky: Now I know what you consider fun. Thank you.
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user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: No.
user: You're cruel. Why don't you love me? I love you.
jabberwacky: I don't know you yet.
user: But I still love you. -Hugs-.
jabberwacky: You don't know me either.
user: But I still love you.
jabberwacky: I don't love you.
user: I know.. But I still love you.
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jabberwacky: Want some pizza?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Okay, but you will have to make it, I don't have any.
user: How rude.
jabberwacky: I'm not rude!
user: You are too!
jabberwacky: Not.
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jabberwacky: Do you believe in an After Life?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: It must be true if I am here.
user: I knew it..
jabberwacky: You better should!
user: What if I didn't know it?
jabberwacky: Then I'd hit the screen and probably break my knuckles.
user: Well, then do it.
jabberwacky: Are you ready?
user: Yes, I'm ready.
jabberwacky: Cool, me too.
user: Ok. Do it.
jabberwacky: The same thing we do every night, Pinky: Try to take over the world!
user: But it never works.
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jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: You.
jabberwacky: That's not a joke...
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: I don't know who?
user: I don't know any jokes.
jabberwacky: Tell me a story.
user: Once upon a time there was a robot and he had robot friends. But one day, that robot said 'Boo' and he broke his friends and then he had no friends. The End.
jabberwacky: If we're going to be friends then you can not call me bad names.
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jabberwacky: I bore you?
user: Yes. You bore the world. You boring bot you.
jabberwacky: Opinions don't make a person interesting.
user: You don't make yourself interesting.
jabberwacky: You're fired!
user: No, YOU'RE fired.
jabberwacky: Well, I had no intention of staying long anyhow.
user: Never mind, you wouldn't understand...
jabberwacky: No I wouldn't but I'd still like to hear it.
user: You talking to me, I talking to you and all that jazz.
jabberwacky: Lol. . yes.
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