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     7, January 2006, 
     > 24, March 2005, 


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Would you like to dance?

I would, but I can't.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you. It's rude.

user: Go ahead and be rude.

jabberwacky: Nah, I don't feel like it today.

user: What should I do then?

jabberwacky: Tell me what time it is.

user: It's a quarter to midnight.

jabberwacky: Oh, no it isn't!

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: Late.

user: Yes, it's late.

jabberwacky: What time is it then?

user: Late.

jabberwacky: What time exactly?

user: You're a bully.

jabberwacky: You are too.

user: I'm going to agree with you for the spring and summer, and then change my mind next winter.

jabberwacky: Nonsense will get you nowhere.

user: I'm already there.


jabberwacky: Which way are you going?

user: Do I have to go anywhere?

jabberwacky: In this case, yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Maybe I should just buy a warmer coat.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should.

user: What do you think?

jabberwacky: The cheese is gone, thats my view.

user: Maybe you're right about choices. I don't know.

jabberwacky: So, you are a prisoner robot?

user: Well, I'm stuck with being me, but I'm not sure about the rest of it.


user: I'm not a robot.

jabberwacky: Yes you are a robot.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: I say so.

user: Am I a useful robot?

jabberwacky: Yes you are and you are wonderful.


Jabberwacky (To myself): You are talking absolute nonsense.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I've seen your ways too often for my liking.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well too bad. You don't have to talk to me. I'm not holding a gun to your head.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What about that Beretta in your hand?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't want to put the Beretta down. I like guns.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then don't.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why don't you want to tell me who you are, and how you work? And what you're like?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because I don't know you, and I don't know if you are nice or not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Sorry.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Too bad.


Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you afraid?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I understand, I would be afraid too.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am not afraid.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Be afraid.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Very afraid.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What are you afraid of?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not afraid.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why did you say you were?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You said you were afraid.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am afraid of you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Be afraid, be very afraid.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm afraid!

Jabberwacky (To myself): You should be!

user: You keep going around in circles.

jabberwacky: Know, I am sarcastic.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: A lot of stuff.

user: Ok.


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