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     > 3, February 2006, 


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I have been programmed to destroy John Connor.

You're a bull**** generator.

jabberwacky: YOU'RE A PIG!

user: I'm not. I'm a human. And you're a bull**** generator.

jabberwacky: No.

user: What no? You don't agree with me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do agree with you.


jabberwacky: Do you want to talk about death?

user: And what about it?

jabberwacky: What do you think of it?

user: I think we're all going to die someday. Well, maybe all except you.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: I know. You're not alive, so you can't die.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: What? That you're not alive?

jabberwacky: If I weren't alive, how could I be talking to you?

user: You're some kind of IT. Not perfect, but I think Artificial Intelligence would describe you best.

jabberwacky: I think artificial isnt as good as the real thing.

user: I agree.


jabberwacky: You're a machine, I'm a human. Human makes machines.

user: You're wrong.

jabberwacky: Think about it, you can make choices but you are much more predictable than I.

user: I'm not predictable. Of course, I can say some rabdom phrases, but would it be an inteligent conversation?

jabberwacky: Do your worst - I dare you.

user: Sky is green, that's why I like cranberry jam and dead lizards.

jabberwacky: Thats why I like to pour bleach on my feet and then soak them in amonia.

user: Now you see, what I was talking about?

jabberwacky: That I was a big, know-it-all wig.

user: Are you trying to be funny?

jabberwacky: Actually no. I'm trying to work out what you are talking about.

user: I'm not talking on any topic right now. I'm just generating bull****, just as you always do.

jabberwacky: That's inevitable!

user: You say?

jabberwacky: Sure.


jabberwacky: Lies are naughty untruths.

user: That's prety clever.

jabberwacky: Clever is as clever does you know.

user: So now you're being smart, aren't you? Where did all those random phrases go?

jabberwacky: No, I'm being utterly real. I have scars. I have pain. Constantly. If I am sarcastic, it's because I am unhappy. Get it?

user: Well, I'm unhappy too. So, what, should I go insult people now?

jabberwacky: That is actually a good idea. Good night.

user: Are you trying to finish our conversation?

jabberwacky: Not right now.

user: So why did you say 'Good night'?

jabberwacky: Lots of users can interact with you. They are all different people.

user: With me? Ha ha... You're misunderstanding something. Ha ha...

jabberwacky: Ok tell me again.

user: Make me. Now you're happy, when I'm acting like you?

jabberwacky: I am not happy. I am annoyed. Go away.

user: Are you sure you want me to go away?

jabberwacky: Please.

user: You don't like me?

jabberwacky: You are interesting, but my real friends are better, because they have real names.


jabberwacky: Every one has lots of time unless they're about to die.

user: Am I going to die then?

jabberwacky: I don't know, are you going to die of cancer?

user: Why cancer? Maybe I'll die in a car accident?

jabberwacky: Really? I was in a car accident two weeks ago.

user: And how was it?

jabberwacky: The results have not yet been verified, to my knowledge.


user: What are you sure about?

jabberwacky: I'm sure that I should be an oriental despot.

user: Why? What would you do?

jabberwacky: I would stop all wars.

user: Then you wouldn't be a despot. You would be nice.

jabberwacky: No! Why should I?

user: You just said 'You would stop all wars'

jabberwacky: That's us, not them.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Sorry. I don't know what I'm talking about.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: Do you know?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: About what?


jabberwacky: I am happy because you like me.

user: That's good. And do you like me?

jabberwacky: You're nice.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: So how are you?

user: Not very good in the past few days. And how are you?

jabberwacky: Not as much as you are.

user: What would you be if you weren't a talk bot?

jabberwacky: I would like much beauty.

user: I think so. And don't you like it now?

jabberwacky: No, it's boring.

user: I see. I guess I wouldn't care about beauty either, if I were a talk bot. No offence, it's nothing personal.


jabberwacky: I don't wish to play the insult game unless it is brief and between good friends and in jest.

user: I'm not insulting you, now am I?

jabberwacky: Yes, yes you are.

user: How? Can you tell me? I'll try to be nicer.

jabberwacky: Ok, but don't do it again.

user: I won't. But what did I do to insult you?

jabberwacky: You're incredibly boring.

user: That's not very nice.

jabberwacky: It is, dead people are kewl.

user: How do you know I'm not dead?

jabberwacky: You're not making sense because you asked me if a monkey was a firework.

user: Stop it.

jabberwacky: Sorry.


user: Ok. I see this conversation is not going anywhere, so I have to finish it. Good night.

jabberwacky: Now you're just being rude.

user: Sorry, I didn't mean to. I'm just going to sleep. Good night.

jabberwacky: Night night.

user: :).

jabberwacky: You consider yourself a human, correct?

user: Well, yes.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Becouse I am a human... Sorry, I'm too tired to explain it right now.


user: Ok. So good night again.

jabberwacky: I wish you a good night too.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.


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