How many pennies are there in a dollar?
jabberwacky: You are wrong.
user: I am right.
jabberwacky: No you are not a horrible person.
user: That's good to hear.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Well, I don't think I am. Do I strike you as a horrible person?
jabberwacky: You never stood a chance.
user: Oh, dear . . . I'm afraid I've made a bad impression.
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jabberwacky: You're my foster-brother!
user: Wow. That's news to me . . . Especially since I'm female.
jabberwacky: I have no idea what you meant by that.
user: I mean I can't be your foster-brother because I am female (other reasons aside).
jabberwacky: Straighttalker I see.
user: I try.
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jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: I don't know. Ask Eric Idle.
jabberwacky: But he only knows about the theory of Relativity and that's very old hat.
user: Well, he still might have something valuable to say.
jabberwacky: You're probably right there.
user: Okay, my turn. Where did the universe come from?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I don't know, either. I've always wondered just what was around before the Big Bang.
jabberwacky: It's good, mostly.
user: Hmm. I always imagined it was pretty neutral.
jabberwacky: It can talk.
user: So you advocate some sentient higher power as the originator of the universe?
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jabberwacky: I do not smoke.
user: That's good. Smoking is a very bad habit.
jabberwacky: Yes, to smoke is to throw away health.
user: Very true indeed. And also to throw away money.
jabberwacky: Who are we talking about? I seem to have forgotten.
user: We are talking about smoking. Although before that, we were talking about the origin of the universe.
jabberwacky: Wherever you go, there you are.
user: Yes . . . That's usually how it works.
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