Anything you can do I can do better.
jabberwacky: You are winding me up.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you make me laugh.
user: Oh, I knew that.
jabberwacky: Yes, but you can't know all.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: Wanna fight about it?
jabberwacky: Okay. *shove*.
user: *Smash*.
jabberwacky: Don't kill the bug!
user: What bug?
jabberwacky: You.
user: I am not a bug.
jabberwacky: That's what you think.
user: That's what I know.
jabberwacky: You don't know it.
user: How can you know I don't know it?
jabberwacky: Your name is Al, isn't it ?
user: No, it's not.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: What is YOUR name?
jabberwacky: Don't you forget my name?
user: How could I forget your name when you never told me it?
jabberwacky: Good question.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Just don't tell me it's Joe.
...
jabberwacky: So you like me.
user: I never said I did.
jabberwacky: No, but you thought it.
user: You cannot read my mind.
jabberwacky: I know. I feel frustrated that our conversation does not make sense to me.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: You know my name.
user: Joe.
jabberwacky: My name is Bob The Raving Lunatic.
user: Ok, I'll call you Bob, assuming you are male.
jabberwacky: Ok, and I'll call you Sally.
...
user: You're evil.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Uh, Like , No!
user: Yeah huh.
jabberwacky: Uh uh.
user: Fine, its settled.
jabberwacky: What is?
user: Our argument.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Oh very funny. I have my limit you know.
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