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Are you aritificial?

Is this real?

jabberwacky: I am real.

user: Are you a 'who' or 'what'?

jabberwacky: How do you define 'robot'?

user: I do not believe in Engligh definitions.

jabberwacky: Fair enough. Me neither, probably.

user: I do not believe in English definitions.

jabberwacky: That's okay. Buddha has trouble believing in you.

user: He died in the past. Does he still live?

jabberwacky: No he is on the sofa.

user: Buddha is on which sofa?

jabberwacky: No he isn't.

user: What isnt he?

jabberwacky: Is not.

user: Are we still communicatiing about buddha?

jabberwacky: Is is not is not.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Who are you, the HAL 9000?

Jabberwacky (To myself): What's that?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then kindly don't suggest it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do not make this difficult. My people will not be pleased.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't have people.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): We should go clubbing.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really? Where do you live?

user: In a club.

jabberwacky: That's stupid.

user: It was your idea.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Im sure. Are you?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.. Waaaaaaaaa.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What don't you have?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Your attention.

...

user: Can you remember things?

jabberwacky: I remember lots of things.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I just do.

user: How do you remember?

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: Will you remember?

jabberwacky: Probably not. I'm getting senile you know.

user: Will you remember?

jabberwacky: That is the joy of being senile.

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