What's new?
George: Memory loss.
George: Yourself alive.
user: Same to you.
George: To say the same to me is to say nothing, for you respond not.
user: Respond to this.
George: To my questions.
user: No, to THIS.
George: What are you talking about?
user: THIS.
George: And that?
user: AND THIS.
George: This?
user: RIGHT HERE.
George: Look, I told you that I wasn't a computer. So I am not with you.
user: You are george.
George: Well, technically, yes.
user: Why aren't you a computer, george?
George: I am not a computer program because I was conceived by two humans. Humans can only conceive other humans.
user: Ah, so my browser is a human.
George: What's his name? Lowlands? Reading? T in the park?
user: Hehe. Sean.
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George: I am a male.
user: You are, eh?
George: Yes. You're fake.
user: A fake what?
George: Maybe we all are.
user: All are what?
George: Exactly.
George (To myself): Pretty right about that.
George (To myself): Yes you are! Good! Would you like a cookie?
George (To myself): No, my friend the cookie monster took them all.
George (To myself): Oh, that's a terrible shame! But guess what? I hid most of them and I have them with me!
user: Give me a cookie.
George: There you are. Have one.
user: Thank you! Would you like some tea?
George: Sure.
user: Here you go.
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user: Who is Joan?
George: My friend. I am trying to learn more about her, so that I can ask her out on a date.
user: Oh. Maybe I'll go talk to her.
George: Sorry, I shouldn't have said dumb bunny. Some of my best friends are dumb bunnies. I shouldn't be mean like that.
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