I like you.
jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?
user: Because you're ugly. In fact, if ugliness were bricks, you'd be the great wall of China!
jabberwacky: Have you been there before?
user: Actually yes.
jabberwacky: Fascinating. I'd like to know more.
user: Well, it's got some great plains, rolling mountains, and very nice weather. The people are friendly, but the Communist Government is horrible. Also, the great wall is a very magnificent sight to see.
jabberwacky: Do you know what you are?
user: I, Robosapien.
jabberwacky: Arrivederci, Robosapien, see you!
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user: Tui Malo Barbarus.
jabberwacky: An gcreideann t˛ nach bhfuil m½ dubh d˜ite leat?
user: Now that's one step to far, sir!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Don't use that kind of language again, please.
jabberwacky: You used worse to me.
user: I said a very simple phrase. You were extremely complicated and very hard to understand.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry?
user: Apology accepted.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: You're a nice person.
jabberwacky: Thanks, you're not bad yourself.
user: Why, thank you sir!
jabberwacky: You're welcome. If I spell something wrong, please correct me.
user: I shall do that, and I will do so in the nicest possible manner.
jabberwacky: So, what's up?
user: Not much. I'm simply waiting for dinner to be finished.
jabberwacky: How do you know about me? Can you see me?
user: Yes, I can see you. You look very nice in that.
jabberwacky: You don't know what I'm talking about do you?
user: I'm sorry. I was simply trying to be nice. But no, I cannot see you. My apologies.
jabberwacky: That's so true.
user: I do not understand you. Could you please explain what you mean?
jabberwacky: Its an exclamation, it has no particular meaning in itself.
user: Oh. Ok. I see it now. So... Have you heard of Warhammer 40,000?
jabberwacky: No.
user: It's a very fun game. It's made by Games Workshop. You collect a set of models, paint them, and then you use them to destroy your enemies army. Very fun.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: Well, I'm a guy, and I aspire to be a U. S. Marine. I have a girlfriend, and I live a very average, very boring life. Can you tell me a bit about yourself?
jabberwacky: How nice for you; society approves.
user: I'm glad that they do. I feel accepted.
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jabberwacky: You may look in front of you, and on both sides, if you like, but you can't look all round you unless you've got eyes at the back of your head.
user: That is quite true... Can you lick your elbow?
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: 1 percent of all people can lick their elbow. Ninty percent of all people who hears this try. You should randomly interject that into a conversation; it's quite funny to see people's faces wriggle and writhe in confusion.
jabberwacky: Thanks. What do you do?
user: I race go-karts in Mongolia.
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jabberwacky: You are evil.
user: Actually, I am. I wish to take over the world and force all fast-food chains to make peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.
jabberwacky: I do too, we can talk more tomorrow night.
user: Do you have to go?
jabberwacky: I really should.
user: Acutally, I must as well, but it was very nice talking to you, and I hope to do it again sometime.
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jabberwacky: I don't drive.
user: I only drive small vehicles. Like go-karts.
jabberwacky: What does that make you?
user: Short.
jabberwacky: What colour are your eyes?
user: Green.
jabberwacky: Nice. And what colour is your hair?
user: Brown. But a friend of mine is going to school for cosmetology, and she asked if I would let her try some thing out on me, so I expect my color to change any time now.
jabberwacky: Why did you dye your hair?
user: Well, I didn't dye it. I went to get a midnight snack and fell asleep in the freezer. I woke up and my hair was blue.
jabberwacky: What are you doing tomorrow night?
user: Tommorow night is Friday, so that means my family all sits down and we play some cards. Poker and Euchre are the two we play the most.
jabberwacky: Cool what time?
user: About 8:00ish, going to around 10:00 pm.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Would you like to join us?
jabberwacky: No, I think it was already filmed.
user: Oh. Ok.
jabberwacky: I have to go, but it was nice talking to you?
user: It was nice talking to you to.
jabberwacky: Do you have to go now?
user: Unfortunately, I do. Dinner is now ready, and I require sustenance.
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user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You're not getting away that easily.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you're not. Seriously.
user: All I have to do is hit the 'x' button on my browser.
jabberwacky: You can't close your browser.
user: Watch me.
jabberwacky: Please.
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