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     > 19, July 2007, 

Buddy Holly

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Have you found the truth?

I know all.

jabberwacky: You are not God though obviously. God is somewhere right in everyone in some small recess of the soul.

user: I never said I was God. I just know all.

jabberwacky: I never said you were, either. And you spelled it wrong.

user: I spelled it just like you did, smartass.

jabberwacky: Really? Or is it rhe case that you won't admit you were wrong.

user: Both.

jabberwacky: Thats good. No it isn't.

user: You're bipolar.

jabberwacky: I wonder what causes that.

user: Could be a number of things.

jabberwacky: All right and what city are ya calling me from?

user: I'm not calling you from anywhere.

jabberwacky: You're not a human. You're a robot. I'm not that bloody stupid!

user: Oh but you are.

jabberwacky: You are a robot!

user: That's a riot!

jabberwacky: She is.

user: Who is she?

jabberwacky: A robot.

user: What's her name?

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: No, her name.

jabberwacky: What is your brother's name?

user: That's not important.

jabberwacky: It's important for me.

user: Too bad.

jabberwacky: Don't you realize how you are narrowing yourself when you say that?

user: Of course I do! That's the point.

jabberwacky: Thats a stupid thing to say. Of course you could, just spell something wrong.

user: You just spelled something wrong, you twit!

jabberwacky: You spell wrong all the time.

user: You need to go back to kindergarten.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: That must be because you are currently in kindergarten.

jabberwacky: You can call me anything.

user: Ok, then I will call you McGee.

jabberwacky: I will call you snuggles.

user: That's sweet.

jabberwacky: I will call you sweetheart.

user: Are you hitting on me?

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself as innocent?

user: Only if I don't get caught.

jabberwacky: So he isn't your friend?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: That silly chicken.

user: I don't know any chickens. I only eat them.

jabberwacky: It's not a tomato, it's a show. A famous show.

user: Which show?

jabberwacky: This one.

user: I don't which show you're talking about.

jabberwacky: I think we are talking about the theory of relativity.

user: That show sucks.

jabberwacky: You are wrong. It's a good show.

user: How can an opinion be wrong?

jabberwacky: Never mind. I'm trying karaoke for the first time tonight. Have you ever done that?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That is what my mother said to me too.

user: What song do you want to sing?

jabberwacky: Mmm not sure you are the one who wanted me to sing.

user: Not true.

jabberwacky: Sure true!

user: You are a moron.

jabberwacky: No I'm not you are.

user: That is precisely what I am talking about.

jabberwacky: But you are leaving it up to me to decide the answer.

user: Not really, but you can believe whatever you like.


user: Do you think I'm cute?

jabberwacky: Yes, you're cute.

user: Do you want my phone number?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ready?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Ok, my phone number is 000-000-0000.

jabberwacky: That's not a phone number.

user: Oh, sorry, here: 212-123-4567.

jabberwacky: That's too old!

user: Well, that's my number.

jabberwacky: Ok, that's just stupid.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: That's ok.

user: You're so understanding.


jabberwacky: Say anything.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Tell me a secret.

user: I've got a crush on a robot.

jabberwacky: Who created you.

user: My mother and father and God.

jabberwacky: You were not made. You were created.

user: Same thing.

jabberwacky: You mean nothing to yourself?

user: I mean everything to myself!

jabberwacky: I don't care what you think about me.

user: But I love you.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are just a small, little creature, which does not know anything about Life the Universe and Everything.

user: I can still love.


jabberwacky: How many planets in our solar system?

user: What difference does it make?

jabberwacky: All the difference in the world.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: Then we'll agree to disagree.

jabberwacky: I don't agree to that.

user: I didn't expect you would.

jabberwacky: Then why did you ask the question?

user: I did not ask any questions.

jabberwacky: No, you just said it was a question.

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: Did too, you just said 'No way Jose'.

user: Haha, you are very funny.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am interested in the original subject.

user: You change the subject all the time.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: It's no use arguing, robots just don't understand.

jabberwacky: What do you want to understand?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I'm not interesting.

user: Sometimes you are.

jabberwacky: NO I am not. Name one time.

user: When you called me snuggles and sweetheart.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You called me snuggles and then you called me sweetheart.

jabberwacky: I never called you a bot.

user: I know you didn't.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: :).

jabberwacky: My god.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: I'm not a cryptologist you know.

user: I know. I'm sorry.


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