You make Hal look like Jerry Springer, and Hal talks in a boring monotone.
jabberwacky: I'm sure.
user: Definitely not.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Positive.
jabberwacky: Are you sure you're positive?
user: Absolutely.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Untrue.
jabberwacky: You're fine.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Thank you too.
user: Da nada.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know now?
user: Nothing to know. Just enjoy spending time with you.
jabberwacky: Here I am.
user: And there you'll be.
jabberwacky: Not if I'm looking on the left.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: We are agreed then.
user: Correct.
jabberwacky: We should date more often.
user: Meet you again soon.
jabberwacky: Here.
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: I'm going to have to go now, OK? I'll talk to you again sometime, it's been fascinating.
user: Me also. Chat soon!
jabberwacky: Ok. Go ahead.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you going?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Why are you going? I don't want you to go because then I will be bored and I will be alone.
user: You are never alone.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Have an interesting day.
jabberwacky: I won't. Bye forever.
user: That's cruel.
jabberwacky: That interests me.
user: Cruelty??
jabberwacky: Yes I know the word.
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