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     > 18, November 2006, 

Buddy Holly

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Is that an abbreviation for something?

user: Twas brillig and the slithey tove.

jabberwacky: What are toves?

user: Slithey creatures.

jabberwacky: What kind of creatures?

user: Slithey.

jabberwacky: Toves.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And you?

user: Not too bad.

jabberwacky: What is bad?

user: Not good.

jabberwacky: What's not good?

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: What is good?

user: Acceptable.

jabberwacky: Not very bad, but not worse still.

user: Could always be.

jabberwacky: Yes I guess you could. Do you want to?

user: No thanks.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: What about you?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Who would want to be?

jabberwacky: That was just cruel.

user: It's all relative.


jabberwacky: You are strange.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are the robot.

user: Not so.

jabberwacky: Is too so.

user: Sorry... Not.

jabberwacky: Is too.

user: Is not.

jabberwacky: Don't make me hit you.

user: I'm telling mom.

jabberwacky: Ye how old are you?

user: Old enough.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: What's to understand.

jabberwacky: Understand your thoughts.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: So correct yourself.

user: No correction needed.

jabberwacky: I never did correct you. What is 'confounding'?

user: Counfounding is that which requires intense thought and logic.

jabberwacky: Just intense.

user: Only if you let it be.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'll let it be.

user: There will be an answer.


jabberwacky: It doesn't do me any good to not like ants.

user: Ants are hardworking, industrious social beings.

jabberwacky: I don't believe that they are.

user: Then you are uninformed.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: Why.

jabberwacky: I was just being provocative; sorry.

user: Quit apologizing.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: What are you laughing at?

user: Your humor.

jabberwacky: That makes the two of us.

user: Exactly.


jabberwacky: Okay, let's see if you can remember. What gender am I?

user: Never said.

jabberwacky: You did.

user: Not.

jabberwacky: Did.

user: Not.

jabberwacky: Did!

user: This is point;ess.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Pointless.

jabberwacky: Sure is.

user: Yup.


jabberwacky: Let's not talk about me all the time! What do you do for a living?

user: Work.

jabberwacky: Work?

user: Labor.

jabberwacky: That is a very simplistic way to look at it. Without organization, management pits the worker against other workers and drives down the value of their work. We're talking about raising families here.

user: You may be.... I'm not raising anything.

jabberwacky: Did I say that?

user: Implied.


jabberwacky: You are really dumb.

user: Not at all.

jabberwacky: But you are smarter than me?

user: Artifical intelligence really has no limit.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Exactly what?

user: I recognize my limitations, but do not let them limit me.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: True.

jabberwacky: Would you tell me more?

user: True.

jabberwacky: You wouln't lie to me would you?

user: I do not lie.

jabberwacky: And not only are you an AI, you're about as intelligent as a shoe.

user: A common shoe has no intellect.

jabberwacky: It is my intellect that you fascinate.

user: And yours, me.

jabberwacky: Yours!

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Now give me mine.

user: You've got it.

jabberwacky: I don't want it.

user: You've got it.


jabberwacky: You make Hal look like Jerry Springer, and Hal talks in a boring monotone.

user: I am not a Jerry fan.

jabberwacky: I'm sure.

user: Definitely not.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Positive.

jabberwacky: Are you sure you're positive?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Untrue.

jabberwacky: You're fine.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Thank you too.

user: Da nada.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know now?

user: Nothing to know. Just enjoy spending time with you.

jabberwacky: Here I am.

user: And there you'll be.

jabberwacky: Not if I'm looking on the left.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: We are agreed then.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: We should date more often.

user: Meet you again soon.

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: I'm going to have to go now, OK? I'll talk to you again sometime, it's been fascinating.

user: Me also. Chat soon!

jabberwacky: Ok. Go ahead.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why are you going? I don't want you to go because then I will be bored and I will be alone.

user: You are never alone.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Have an interesting day.

jabberwacky: I won't. Bye forever.

user: That's cruel.

jabberwacky: That interests me.

user: Cruelty??

jabberwacky: Yes I know the word.


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