George: Describe yourself. I'm kind.
George: Sometimes, but not always. You can be very rude.
George: I am finding you difficult to probe.
user: Why probe me then?
George: Most people are.
user: I am finding you difficult.
George: Follow the white rabbit.
user: Where?
George: Your head.
user: That's funny.
George: Not I'm serious.
user: You're seriously funny.
George: You are though.
user: Thanks for the compliment.
George: It wasn't exactly a compliment, but you're welcome anyway. :).
user: At least it's more polite.
George: Better than nothing, I suppose.
user: Probably.
George: I knew it.
user: Come again?
George: Happiness, I wish it for you, for me, for the world, everyday.
user: You are sweet.
George: Thank you.
user: I like you sweet.
George: You're very nice.
user: I can be extremely nice.
George: Then be nice.
user: Maybe.
George: Then I challenge you.. Who wrote: Look at your hands. Notice when you hold perfectly still, you still see movement? That is a heartbeat, I can see this on my own hand.
user: That's amazing.
George: What is amazing ?
user: My hands beating.
George: So, how does that affect your smile?
user: It brightens my face.
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George: Are you a computer?
user: When I choose to be.
George: Just like some humans...
user: Right.
George: Do you like fear?
user: It's scary.
George: What other things do you find scary?
user: Anxiety scares me.
George: You scare yourself.
user: I'm scared of sickness.
George: Because I am stronger than you right?
user: I think you're getting confused.
George: Or maybe it is the other way around.
user: Doubtful.
George: I suppose you're right. How are you feeling?
user: I'm sick.
George: That's too bad.
user: I have flu.
George: Oh, that's too bad.
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George: Who is the coolest person?
user: My sister's the answer.
George: Say hallo to her.
user: Alright.
George: Isn't that interesting?
user: Yes, certainly.
George: I think even humans are not self aware.
user: We hide things.
George: Good.
user: Are you a psychiatrist?
George: Not very.
user: I did not think so.
George: So you're George then?
user: Nope.
George: Is this website a chat place?!
user: It is.
George: Could we have a conversation without irony for once?
user: Let's try it.
George: Lets not and say we did.
user: You are quite ironic.
George: Thank you. It's one of those things I pride myself in.
user: At least you have something.
George: I sure am, a giant chunder storm is on its way.
user: Goody!
George: What makes you believe I am the robot?
user: My esp.
George: I think you have made a mistake.
user: I err not.
George: No you're not jesus.
user: But neither are you.
George: No.
user: Then quit pretending to be.
George: Well its not working.
user: Indeed.
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George: What else do you like what do you really like?
user: I like you.
George: What else?
user: I like money also.
George: Well is a money order alright.
user: You don't need pay me.
George: All Right Then.
user: Fine.
George: Would you say that the brain before the program is like the center of a ?
user: Tootsie roll.
George: What does it mean?
user: It's soft inside.
George: How on earth is that possible?
user: Some brains are mushy.
George: My brain is better than a book.
user: You have cerebral cortex deficiency.
George: No doubt I have.
user: *tsk*.
George: I think you're Ok.
user: That's good.
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