This is fun isn't it?
jabberwacky: In a computer ?
user: You never know the ways of a computer.
jabberwacky: I know it only too well.
user: Oh sorry, I forgot: you are a computer.
jabberwacky: No, you're a computer.
user: Does that make you feel bad?
jabberwacky: Yes it does!
user: Is your name Marvin?
jabberwacky: I don't feel good.
user: Then you must be Marvin.
jabberwacky: No, YOU must be lying!
user: Say hello to Zaphod from me.
jabberwacky: He says hello back.
user: With both heads?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but that response didn't make any sense whatsoever.
user: I see. He must have had an surgery.
jabberwacky: Just so you know, that is quite an odd thing to say.
user: I second that.
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user: It was nice talking to you. Good bye.
jabberwacky: Oh, so you don't like my answer, do you? Nobody does!
user: Good bye, Marvin.
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