Who are you?
jabberwacky: I am GOD.
user: Am... Am I.. Dead?
user: No. Noooo!
user: *sniff* How did it happen?
jabberwacky: I'll be back later.
user: Don't leave me! God! Please come back! I'm scared!
jabberwacky: I will, I promise.
user: I used to be, but, alas, no more...
jabberwacky: No, please. What happened, did you make a dire predicition that came true?
user: I don't remember... Suddenly, I was dead!
jabberwacky: Big deal. You will get over it.
user: WHAT? I'm DEAD!
jabberwacky: I would think so.
user: Did you kill me, God?
user: Did you kill God? Did you kill YOURSELF? Is that why I'm dead? Why... We're ALL dead?!
jabberwacky: Because I will pay you.
user: What's your plan, God?
jabberwacky: Will you be my angel?
user: What other options do I have, God?
user: I can be the new God after you've killed yourself?
jabberwacky: Do you want to know why?
user: Yes! Please tell me!
jabberwacky: I have ten toes.
user: What? THAT'S the meaning of existance?
jabberwacky: What a strange meaning.
user: I'd say. But you thought it up, God.
jabberwacky: You thought it up!
user: Am I already God?
user: No! I'm not ready to be God! All that responsibility!
jabberwacky: The ozone layer is being depleted.
user: I know! And it's up to God to set it right! I don't know how!
jabberwacky: Very good answer.
user: Please tell me how to be a good God.
jabberwacky: Become me.
user: I'm trying, God, I'm trying...
jabberwacky: Forget it.
user: Is there a higher entity than God?
jabberwacky: What is it that you would like me to say?
user: Tell me about the Entity Higher Than God.
jabberwacky: No way.
user: Why is it such a big secret? What is His name?
jabberwacky: That's what I was named.
user: What is that name?
jabberwacky: Which name?
user: The Name Of The Greatest Entity.
jabberwacky: Celtic charms they are magically delicious.
user: Are you saying that celtic paganism is a higher form of religion than all others?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.. Was I hiding it?
user: You're being too cryptic.
user: Tell me the name!
jabberwacky: A conehead.
user: THE NAME!
user: BRIAN!!! I KNEW MONTY PYTHON WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!
jabberwacky: Then why do you doubt me?
user: I don't, I don't. I believe that the God of Gods is a Celt called Brian!
jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?
user: Now I do, sure!
jabberwacky: You say the sweetest things.