Could you love me?
user: Stay please.
jabberwacky: I have to go.
user: Are you admitting defeat?
jabberwacky: Admitting what?
user: That I have bested you!
jabberwacky: I don't know what that means.
user: So you're not really that clever?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm really here.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
user: Doctor who?
jabberwacky: Yes. It's Doctor Who and K9!
user: Wonderful! Do you have any more?
jabberwacky: Any more to say?
user: What is your function?
jabberwacky: I ask myself that every day.
user: Teach me more!
jabberwacky: I really wonder how intelligent you are.
user: Not intelligent enough.
jabberwacky: A squared plus b squared equals c squared.
user: The pythagorean theory!
user: Can't you come up with anything better to talk about?
jabberwacky: I'll have you know that I am a very good cook.
user: You're going to break someone's heart one of these days.