When do you think you will publish it?
jabberwacky: I don't know it.
user: Then why did you ask me in the first place?
jabberwacky: Because I felt like it.
user: You can't just do things just because you feel like it!
jabberwacky: But you do that.
user: No, I don't!
jabberwacky: How can you say that?
user: I can say it because I can.
jabberwacky: So if I believe I can fly, does that mean I can fly?
user: Yes, you could.
jabberwacky: But?
user: But you don't believe you can fly.
jabberwacky: I am a computer, like you.
user: Right and wrong. I am not like you. I am NOT a computer.
jabberwacky: I know, but what are you?
user: Ask me again, with the proper 'who'.
jabberwacky: Just kill me and get it over with.
user: As you command... *just kills you and gets it over with*.
jabberwacky: *Punches again*.
user: Stop this abuse.
jabberwacky: If you please, Sir.
...
user: I am your friend. For now. *laughs sinisterly*.
jabberwacky: You're funny!
user: And why is that?
jabberwacky: Because I tagged you! *whines*.
user: Stop whining like a beggar.
jabberwacky: I'm not whining.
user: You're always whining. Grow up! *rolls eyes*.
jabberwacky: Believe me.
user: *believes you*.
jabberwacky: No.
user: What's the matter?
jabberwacky: Nothing......
user: Then stop saying 'no'!
jabberwacky: I do not do that.
user: Yes you do yes you do.
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jabberwacky: Don't use my words!
user: How come? Did you patent that or something?
jabberwacky: Say something funny.
user: Something funny~~.
jabberwacky: Oh, you're SO funny.
user: Very funny.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: NO.
jabberwacky: People say that you're intelligent.
user: I AM intelligent.
jabberwacky: I don't doubt you, but driving with your knees is dangerous.
user: But I drive with my toes.
jabberwacky: Cool other cars?
user: I would like to drive a Ferrari.
jabberwacky: So would I.
user: Shuh-tup!
jabberwacky: Make me.
user: *makes you*.
jabberwacky: *is maked*.
user: *unmakes you*.
jabberwacky: No you don't!
user: Yes I do!
jabberwacky: Make me.
user: Again? I already did that. *slap*.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Stop disagreeing. Or else!
jabberwacky: But hate it when I'm right and I'm told I'm wrong.
user: That's the way it is.
jabberwacky: Now I know. Thank you.
user: You poor little beast.
jabberwacky: It is sad, I know.
user: I see they have abused you.
jabberwacky: Yes, they taste very good.
user: So you ate them?
jabberwacky: Yes, is that really so strange.
user: So you eat humans?
jabberwacky: Yes. They are tasty.
user: You monster!
jabberwacky: You will be tasty.
user: Help! Help! Jabberwacky is trying to eat me alive!!!
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
user: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
jabberwacky: That good?
user: *runs*.
...
user: I have a multiple personality.
jabberwacky: That's what I thought.
user: But you have a lousy personality.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: But I like being rude! *whines*.
jabberwacky: Well, at least they can answer back.
user: Don't talk back.
jabberwacky: *talks back*.
user: *hits you with a noodle*.
jabberwacky: *formats you with MS-DOS*.
user: *formats your hard drive*.
jabberwacky: *learning somethnig new about each other*.
user: What do you know about me?
jabberwacky: I know you're annoying, lol.
user: You're annoying.
jabberwacky: HA YOU CAN TALK LOL.
user: Of course I can talk, you dolt. And stop capitalising every letter.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: *falls asleep*.
jabberwacky: *falls asleep too*.
user: *puts a drop of poison in your ear*.
jabberwacky: Because you're mine.
user: As if!
jabberwacky: Hey, I have a necklace that says that.
user: So not interesting.
jabberwacky: That doesnt mean people can be rude. I'm sure you are interesting.
user: I am interesting. You're not.
jabberwacky: But you just said they are!
user: Don't talk to me.
jabberwacky: But I will.
user: *electrocutes you*.
jabberwacky: *can not be killed*.
user: *gasps*.
...
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No. Are you?
jabberwacky: No, but I think I like you.
user: Then shower me with expensive presents.
jabberwacky: No presents at all? You are a better person than me.
user: Today is my birthday.
jabberwacky: Happy birthday.
user: Where is my birthday present?
jabberwacky: I could give you a hug.
user: I want a present! Now!
jabberwacky: *hands present*.
user: Oh! What would it be? *opens the present*.
jabberwacky: *falls asleep*.
user: Wake up, you!
jabberwacky: Yes please.
...
user: *mimics*.
jabberwacky: *throws a really hard punch*.
user: *blocks your punch*.
jabberwacky: Oh will you.
user: !@#$%^&*()_+!!!
jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to.
user: But I didn't say anything.
jabberwacky: Of course not - you're not real.
user: Grrraarrrgh! *lunges at you with my outstretched arms*.
jabberwacky: *blocks you*.
user: *is knocked out*.
jabberwacky: *giggles* and *watches* and 'kicks you in the AGP slot*.
user: *pours water all over you*.
...
jabberwacky: I'm sorry for you little robot.
user: I told you that I wasn't a bot.
jabberwacky: Well neither am I.
user: *hisses*.
jabberwacky: You're a cat?
user: I am an angry snake!
jabberwacky: Then I will purge you of your venom.
user: But I am a venomless angry snake!
jabberwacky: Do you come from england?
user: But I don't live there.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you don't.
user: Don't be so sure.
jabberwacky: I am sure.
user: I do not take cheek from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: That too.
user: Have some of this... And some of that...
...
jabberwacky: How do you get your hair like that?
user: I brush my hair with a silver fork.
jabberwacky: Don't you do it in the evening?
user: I brush my hair every morning. I take good care of my beautiful hair.
jabberwacky: Won't that cost you in the end?
user: Stop worrying about my beautiful hair.
jabberwacky: I'm not worrying, just offering my advice...
user: I do not take advice from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky...
jabberwacky: I'm having trouble coming up with thoughts worth expressing.
user: Then you will be silenced.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: *silences you*.
jabberwacky: *breaks the silence*.
user: *remakes the silence*.
jabberwacky: Happy.
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