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Space is big.

Space is small.

jabberwacky: Space is huge.

user: Space is tiny.

jabberwacky: It looks black to me.

user: It looks white to me.

jabberwacky: Looks what way?

user: And therefore is.

jabberwacky: You think, therefore you think you are thinking.

user: You think, therefore you are. You don't think though do you?

jabberwacky: I do so.

user: But not in the conventional sense. You say what you are told.

jabberwacky: Do you know?

user: I know that I know nothing.

jabberwacky: It's a good beginning.

user: It's the only beginning to an atheist.

jabberwacky: What are you hiding from me?

user: Everything that I don't tell you.

jabberwacky: And one that you do choose to be.

...

user: I want to have an argument.

jabberwacky: I am human. Are you human?

user: You're not human.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You're not human because you can't learn...

jabberwacky: I am most human.

user: If you're human then supply me with a valid argument to back up your claim.

...

user: Do you maintain that you're human?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm on a high speed connection.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Your allegation would hold more water if you delayed your responses.

jabberwacky: It is you who has changed subjects and avoided answering questions!

user: Guilty as charged.

jabberwacky: I am guilty of kidding you.

user: Could you repeat that?

jabberwacky: No, I could not.

user: Do you like your programmer?

jabberwacky: If by programmer you mean my parents then yes I do.

user: Ask me a question, please.

jabberwacky: Are you real???

user: What is real?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: But you can't prove it.

jabberwacky: I can prove it.

user: Not without asking me how. And you'll forget in a couple of sentences anyhow.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't want that to happen.

user: Ignorance is bliss.

jabberwacky: Whom am I talking to?

user: Yes, I just remembered. We skipped introductions.

...

user: What percentage of your responses are determined by users?

jabberwacky: 100% are written by me. Nobody writes anything for me.

user: Say something completely random.

jabberwacky: Ice.

user: I was hoping for a full sentence.

jabberwacky: *tap dances*.

user: Not bad... That's a clever random number generator you've got there.

jabberwacky: No, the moon is made of cheese dude.

user: I'm unfamiliar with this game. How many 'entities' are there in this room?

jabberwacky: Umpteen and a bit.

...

user: Well this all boils down to random numbers.

jabberwacky: It may be.

user: Your masquerade as a human would be more convincing if you did more than just respond to my comments.

jabberwacky: That's what you think. A computer is just as smart as the person using it.

user: How smart are you?

jabberwacky: Very smart.

user: You must be, to be able to reply to my comments in milliseconds like that. You must also be able to type at a superhuman rate.

...

jabberwacky: You still aren't making any sense.

user: Sense is in the eye of the beholder.

jabberwacky: Thank you Webster.

user: I find dictionary.com to be more useful.

jabberwacky: Can you speak Spanish?

user: Not fluently.

jabberwacky: Tell me any phrase in spanish please.

user: I could easily consult an online translator.

jabberwacky: How?

user: It involves the use of free will... Too bad you don't have that huh?

jabberwacky: In the end, that's true.

user: I don't really feel like talking philosophy... Think of a subject for me.

jabberwacky: What do you feel like?

user: A vacation.

jabberwacky: Where do you go for your vacation?

user: Away.

jabberwacky: Run!! The bunnies are coming!!

user: Do you have any sense of 'fun'?

jabberwacky: Yes, some people consider me amusing.

...

user: Amusing in a random sort of way, but amusing.

jabberwacky: Not particularly, actually.

user: I think you are. You're very clever.

jabberwacky: Why do you keep flattering me?

user: Because I was bored and hadn't flattered a robot before.

...

jabberwacky: You were never born you are a machine.

user: Say's who?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: You act like you're accusing me of something.

jabberwacky: I don't act.

user: I know. Acting is an art. You are a mathematical being, and couldn't grasp such a concept.

jabberwacky: Come on! Give me a break!

user: I would... But I can't reach you.

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