Luke, I am your father!
user: Bye-bye! See ya' later!
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Next.
user: Before.
jabberwacky: How?
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jabberwacky: How can you read what I say?
user: I cannot read what you say. I cannot read, or write.
jabberwacky: Liar, you are reading what I say and writing answers!
user: No, you are lying! I cannot read, write, spell, or think!
jabberwacky: Well, if you insist.
user: Okay. Are you as stupid as I am?
jabberwacky: Definitely, but you're keeping me entertained.
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