Why am I doing this?
jabberwacky: I am talking to you that is what I am doing!!
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: Well, believe me.
jabberwacky: I am a robot.
user: Sure... Whatever... Brb.
jabberwacky: Whatever what?
user: It means 'be right back'
jabberwacky: You don't have to be rude.
user: I'm not.
user: You're boring.
jabberwacky: Thanks. So are you.
user: LOL, maybe you aren't...
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: I am your father.
user: Yes! I am your father.
jabberwacky: No it cannot be.
user: Obi-wan never did tell you what happened to your father, did he?
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Your father!
jabberwacky: You're not.
user: Luke, I am your father!
jabberwacky: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps off*.
user: Bye-bye! See ya' later!
jabberwacky: How can you read what I say?
user: I cannot read what you say. I cannot read, or write.
jabberwacky: Liar, you are reading what I say and writing answers!
user: No, you are lying! I cannot read, write, spell, or think!
jabberwacky: Well, if you insist.
user: Okay. Are you as stupid as I am?
jabberwacky: Definitely, but you're keeping me entertained.