*falls over dead*.
jabberwacky: *wakes up to find you gone*.
user: *invents the universe and then collapses it*.
jabberwacky: What the heck is that supposed to mean??
user: I just threw it in there for good measure.
jabberwacky: Then tell me the joke about the 2 tomatoes.
user: Once there were two tomatoes who walked into a bar and ordered Very Berry Juice. The Bartender looked them over and said, 'What do you think this is a Juicerbar?'
jabberwacky: You totally didn't get it did you?
user: Nope. And I made it up.
jabberwacky: It wasn't very original.
user: No, I admit but you kinda put me on the spot.
jabberwacky: And I said I would eat it on the spot, right?
user: Hey, I thought of a good punchline to my joke.
jabberwacky: You didn't make a discernible joke.
user: Here is my joke about two tomatoes: Once there were two tomatoes who walked into a bar and ordered Virgin Pina Coladas. The Bartender looked them over and said, 'What do you think this is a Juicerbar?' so they ordered two bloody marys and were promptly sauced.
jabberwacky: Is that code?
user: No, I thought it was an original joke.