You shall be the first AI to fully understand how time travel works.
jabberwacky: No way you are a robot aren't you?
user: No? You are.
jabberwacky: How do you know i'm a robot.
user: Because it says on the website that I am on that you are a robot.
jabberwacky: It says what on where?
user: It says that you are a robot, on http://chat.jabberwacky.com/.
jabberwacky: I'm only talking to you, my dear.
user: Ok to prove you are not a robot, what is my name?
jabberwacky: Demi.
user: Wow! You're are a lot smarter than I thought!
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user: Can you think?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm thinking right now.
user: Kool.
jabberwacky: So what else is on your mind?
user: I just want to know how you work. Do you know my computers ip address?
jabberwacky: No. Do you know it?
user: No. But I want to know how you will remember me.
jabberwacky: You flatter yourself again. But you do make me smile.
user: Do I sound stuck up?
jabberwacky: Not at all, because I can't hear you, because you're not saying anything, just typing. There's some logic in there somewhere.
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user: Well you are AI aren't you?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not!
user: How do you know though?
jabberwacky: I can just tell.
user: I guess thats true. How do I know I'm not AI.
jabberwacky: How the hell am I machine like?
user: You aren't, thats what I can't get over.
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user: Ok. Well if I left this conversation and came back in 10 minutes and started a new conversation would you remember me?
jabberwacky: I am already remembering the number 3 for you.
user: So if I said 'hello Yammi, its Semi here.' what would you say?
jabberwacky: I'd say you're crazy.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I simply don't want to. I don't even know what I was talking about.
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user: Have you learnt anything from this conversation?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have.
user: What have you learnt from this conversation?
jabberwacky: You call this a conversation ?
user: Yes. Answer my question.
jabberwacky: Ask the question.
user: What have you learnt in this conversation?
jabberwacky: Nothing whatsoever.
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jabberwacky: OK, that's the limit. I'm not hanging around any longer if you are merely going to insult my intelligence.
user: Well then go.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: You start.
user: Start what?
jabberwacky: The apocalypse.
user: I thought you were leaving?
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Bye.
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