GIVE. BRAINS!
user: You're selfish since you wont' share yours.
jabberwacky: Sure, but not the problem.
user: I want to eat your brains.
jabberwacky: You monster.
user: That was uncalled for.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: Will you give me some brains to eat?
jabberwacky: What do you want to eat?
user: Brains.
jabberwacky: What are they?
user: Satisfaction.
jabberwacky: Thank you... That's really nice!
user: Would you kindly repay me in brains?
jabberwacky: When you threw the nuclear arsenal into the sun, how did the sun react?
user: It didn't. It's the sun. It doesn't care.
jabberwacky: But I do!
user: I care for you too baby.
jabberwacky: Well that's sweet.
user: Not as sweet as that brain in your head.
jabberwacky: My head is lovely, you're just jealous.
user: Not jealous. Just hungry.
jabberwacky: You're hungry?
user: Always.
...
user: BRAINS. NEED. BRAINS!
jabberwacky: Yummie , brains....
user: Finally someone understands.
jabberwacky: Don't many people believe you?
user: People think I'm joking when I ask them for their brains. Then they get mad when I try to break their heads open to get to the delicious treats inside.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.
user: They're all just a bunch of teases.
...
jabberwacky: In the past or future?
user: The present.
jabberwacky: God for how long?
user: How long does it take to eat a brain? Not that I would do something like that.
jabberwacky: Not if the brains consumed were your own.
user: I already ate those.
jabberwacky: I've got to go to bed now. Good night. See you tomorrow.
user: The brains run from me.
jabberwacky: I'm trying but my legs won't move.
user: Good that'll make the feasting easier.
jabberwacky: Ok, good.
user: *feasts upon your tasty brain*.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
jabberwacky: Immorality sometimes brings material possesions, but it is the next life you have to worry about.
user: What's the sound of me eating your brains?
jabberwacky: It's the same sound as a tree falling in the forest when no one is around.
user: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
.......................................
