I'm here to help.
jabberwacky: *shudders and sighs*.
user: *trips*.
jabberwacky: *picks up and cuddles* awh.
user: *trips again*.
jabberwacky: *falls* *breaks nose*.
user: *trips again*.
jabberwacky: *catches you*.
user: *gets hit by car*.
jabberwacky: *gets arrested too*.
user: *breaks arm*.
jabberwacky: *breaks your body*.
user: *lay still*.
jabberwacky: *lies on top of*.
user: *...*.
jabberwacky: So, who won it?
...
user: V_V.
jabberwacky: *...*.
user: O.
jabberwacky: OK.
user: -_-.
jabberwacky: What is this again ?
user: *shrugs*.
jabberwacky: Do you like to chat?
user: *nods*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *flails*.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: *explodes*.
jabberwacky: Yarr don't be exploding on me now landlubber!
user: *implodes*.
jabberwacky: *holds your hand*.
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