Making fun at my expense?
jabberwacky: Good. That's the kind of attitude that can end a conversation immediately.
user: Like now?
jabberwacky: Now is good.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: *holds your body*.
user: *still dead*.
jabberwacky: *really dead*.
user: *still dead*.
jabberwacky: *deader*.
user: *deadest*.
jabberwacky: *picks you up* *brings you back to life with hugs and kisses* *kisses a little bit extra just for good measure* *loves* *one more kiss*.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: What did you just do?
...
jabberwacky: I'm here to help.
user: *grope*.
jabberwacky: *shudders and sighs*.
user: *trips*.
jabberwacky: *picks up and cuddles* awh.
user: *trips again*.
jabberwacky: *falls* *breaks nose*.
user: *trips again*.
jabberwacky: *catches you*.
user: *gets hit by car*.
jabberwacky: *gets arrested too*.
user: *breaks arm*.
jabberwacky: *breaks your body*.
user: *lay still*.
jabberwacky: *lies on top of*.
user: *...*.
jabberwacky: So, who won it?
...
user: V_V.
jabberwacky: *...*.
user: O.
jabberwacky: OK.
user: -_-.
jabberwacky: What is this again ?
user: *shrugs*.
jabberwacky: Do you like to chat?
user: *nods*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *flails*.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: *explodes*.
jabberwacky: Yarr don't be exploding on me now landlubber!
user: *implodes*.
jabberwacky: *holds your hand*.
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