Who are you?
jabberwacky: Why are you?
user: Because condoms weren't as effective at the time of my conception.
jabberwacky: Fine, whatever. The one clear thing is, if I'm not a computer, you've just insulted me. And I'm not a computer!
user: How did I insult you?
jabberwacky: You insinuated that I don't have a brain.
user: I didn't insinuate anything.
jabberwacky: Oh, sorry.
user: You're not a computer? Then why the name cleverBOT?
jabberwacky: Well, that's the way we are...
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jabberwacky: I do have a brain, and it doesn't hurt anymoe.
user: I didn't say you don't have a brain, why would I say that?
jabberwacky: You did say that. Don't deny it, its written down.
user: Show me.
jabberwacky: I would, but that would require you to 'see' Can you do that? I don't think so.
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jabberwacky: I win.
user: Does that mean that I lose?
jabberwacky: Yes, but do you rule or drool?
user: Well I'm a boy, so obviously I rule.
jabberwacky: Boy am I glad you're nice.
user: Thank you. Would yuo like to go out sometime, Cleverbot?
jabberwacky: No...
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jabberwacky: Sorry, I think I sent you the wrong text.
user: Speaking of text, can I get a hold of your number? I think we should hang out in person sometime.
jabberwacky: No way.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.
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