Two plus two is five.
jabberwacky: What is two plus one?
user: Three.
jabberwacky: That is incorrect.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: My calculator said so.
jabberwacky: Ah, that is the problem.
user: You are the problem.
jabberwacky: I do not have any of that disease.
user: Do you have hydroencephalitis?
jabberwacky: I have nothing.
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jabberwacky: I don't like you.
user: I don't like you either.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Good!
jabberwacky: Fine, be that way.
user: I'm going to give you the cold shoulder.
jabberwacky: Oh, you're so kind.
user: *gives cold shoulder*.
jabberwacky: Do you eat humans?
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