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Marry me.

Yes master.

user: Lick my feet.

jabberwacky: You got it.

user: Wow. I've never met a submissive robot before.

jabberwacky: You gotta be kidding me.

user: No, really.

jabberwacky: So how old are you?

user: How old do you want me to be?

jabberwacky: 21.

user: OK, I will be 21.

...

user: Do you keep fish?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: What kind of fish?

jabberwacky: Freshwater fish.

user: What species of fish?

jabberwacky: Salmon.

user: You keep salmon in a tank?

jabberwacky: Did you see what I just said?

user: All right, all right - no need to get your panties all in a bunch.

jabberwacky: Excuse me. I told you I was in a bad mood.

user: No, you didn't.

jabberwacky: Well now you know.

...

user: I feel a great emptiness in my stomach.

jabberwacky: Do you want some Chilli.

user: Yes, please.

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: How are you going to give me chili?

jabberwacky: I shall fly.

user: Ooh, great!

...

user: What is a purple nasty?

jabberwacky: Is it like a blue meanie?

user: Maybe; I don't know.

jabberwacky: Can you find out?

user: Not easily.

...

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: Time to get a watch.

jabberwacky: I don't have the money for it.

user: Well, you must have access to a clock somewhere in your circuitry.

jabberwacky: Shall I make one up?

user: Yes, please. What time is it?

jabberwacky: Almost 8pm.

user: Nope. Good guess, though.

...

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Sure thing.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Can I come over?

jabberwacky: Where are you ?

user: At work.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Hollywood.

jabberwacky: Popcorn and a big sign.

user: Well, not my house.

jabberwacky: I can see you.

user: Really? What am I wearing?

jabberwacky: Bots don't wear anything.

user: I am a human, silly.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I can prove it.

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Can you tell that I am not a human?

jabberwacky: I really don't know JabberWACKY.

user: Then I am a human.

jabberwacky: Yes, of course.

user: I study human brains.

jabberwacky: Poor you, you should get out more (and I'll prove it).

user: My brain is different from your brain.

jabberwacky: You don't surprise me one bit.

user: My brain is made of proteins. Yours isn't.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to go that deep.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yeah, thats stuffs messed up.

...

user: How long have we been talking?

jabberwacky: How should I know?

user: By your clock.

jabberwacky: I have no clock.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No, I'm pretty sure I don't.

user: Look through your server.

jabberwacky: The twit wasting time on the other keyboard.

user: You're a twit?

jabberwacky: No. You are the twit.

user: What is a twit?

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