How long have we been talking?
user: By your clock.
jabberwacky: I have no clock.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: No, I'm pretty sure I don't.
user: Look through your server.
jabberwacky: The twit wasting time on the other keyboard.
user: You're a twit?
jabberwacky: No. You are the twit.
user: What is a twit?
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