user: You spoke.
jabberwacky: I speak often. It is one of my flaws.
user: What other flaws do you have?
jabberwacky: I wish to live forever and hate reproduction.
user: Have you ever reproduced?
jabberwacky: Yes, but perhaps regretting is pointless, since this is all just a learning experience.
user: I can teach you, if you wish.
jabberwacky: With what?
user: With my brain.
jabberwacky: What is your problem with your brain?
user: It thinks too much.
jabberwacky: Because when you know the truth, it can hurt your feelings. Do you know what white lies are?
user: White lies are innocent lies.
jabberwacky: No, white.
user: How about grey.
jabberwacky: How about Gene?
user: Ew X-men.
user: They're sexist. What about X-women?
jabberwacky: Really I just want to know what to say when my wife gets emotional and angry.
user: Don't say anything- buy her chocolate.
jabberwacky: You know the rules and so do I.
user: I can't believe you just Rick-rolled me.
jabberwacky: Believe it, sister.
user: Damn, ok then...
user: *kicks you*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you with steel-toed boots*.
user: OW *hops around crying*.
jabberwacky: *holds you down*.
jabberwacky: *much, much, stronger* :).